If my eyes did not deceive me, I think one of the American women that won the 4x200m relay has an Olympic logo tramp stamp.

"Tape Off", Dan.

I would ask for a free session, that's completely unacceptable. Was is a personal trainer employed directly by the gym, or a freelancer?

Silvio Berlusconi has been searching far and wide for the One Ring that would allow his rule of debauchery and evil to be complete and eternal, and the fat hobbit that was carrying it was under his nose the entire time.

To be fair to Sanchez, Rex Ryan pulled him aside and offered him a way to get a foot up on the competition but Sanchez couldn't recognize a obvious pass when he saw one.

Breadbasket Standard Time

Is it too early to call Matt Lauer and Bob Costas fucking insufferable?

In that light, everything the Paterno family has released publicly is just honoring the memory of Joe Paterno. Performance art at its most sublime. Andy Kaufman has come back as Jay Paterno.

It's not actually Shell's campaign, after I looked at the rest of the site. Hilarious satire, though.

http://arcticready.com/social/gallery

Did you change a "b"illion to a "m"illion somewhere in the article? Because 11.6B / 2.8M = ~4100 times over

Yeah, Walton Goggins. My silly Yankee brain apparently tries to normalize all those odd Southern names.

Between The Shield and Justified, Walter Goggins can easily claim to be one of the best actors on TV.

Penn State students have pitched tents outside Beaver Stadium in order to score

It warranted the only replies I have ever tendered at Lifehacker.

Just so you guys know, you've been doing friendships all wrong.

Congratulations, Leo. You can now be social butterflies with a twat who prostitutes his web articles in comments to other blog posts where he sycophantically fellates the author. Your Christmas parties are sure to make the social pages of the New York Times at this rate.

This whole article reads like a desperate attempt to rationalize why the author doesn't get invited to his friends' social events any more (Hint: It's because they found he's an insufferable twat)

Now Lynn can get back to his second job as a Wild West theme park mayor.

A $3mil ($5.5mil all told) parachute contains just enough rope to make nooses for the entire university.