Sam Waterston just told a man he'd beat the shit out of him. I just came.

I'm so excited for Sam Waterston.

I misread the premise. I thought it was just a general call for media you would need in your survival bunker, and I'm a reader. As far as albums, I'd have to say a compilation of the 9 SYmphonies by Beethoven.

East of Eden, Lord of the Rings, Scarlett Johannsen

Pictured: What everyone on Jezebel assumes a man sees when he looks at them.

Are you asking permission to masturbate?

Just me hanging out with some friends.

Any physicists here? I have some SERIOUS questions about the bank vault scene in the Fast Five

My Other Car is a Subaru That Runs On Snarky Superiority

[B]ut if you watch the video below, it sure looks like he asked for it.

After starting off 0-2, the American No. 2's would only lose four more times to finish the season 16-4

COUNTERPOINT:

Like Arnie Grape?

Is that a picture of the seminar Daulerio taught on Journalism and Women's Rights?

Apparently all of Lebron's shots from the right side of the key in 2011 were brought to you by Internet Explorer

Also, Anna Paquin is probably the least attractive woman on the show.

It's great if you know what you're getting into: it's a soap opera with a supernatural twist and higher production values. And tits.

Fall of Western Civilization and Degradation of Collective Intelligence DUAN:

Gentlemen, Ms. Ereth up there is what we like to call a "Wisconsin 10"

But while stripping away Snow White's demure, sweet persona and turning her into a somewhat assertive action hero may please progressively minded folks, it mostly just makes her a deeply boring character. Stewart never sparks to life in the role—you never get to enjoy her Snow White come into her own. She starts glum,…