If Carpool Karaoke is meant to make you feel like you are driving around having a blast with a celebrity best friend, then this should be used as an instructional video to teach celebrities how not to do it. This is what it feels like when your aging party girl aunt is up on her annual visit from Vegas, and she asks…
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Madonna is the once cool aunt who used to buy you beer while you were underage but now tries to twerk at the Thanksgiving table.
I wish these old men would just die off already. FFS they all look like Senator Palpatine’s last dying breath before the dark side takes over.
This? This? This is when a man finally decides to believe in rape? Not when we tell him, not when we press charges or testify or are emotionally broken. No, only when it’s actually a made up fucking excuse to justify murder. Seriously men, sometimes it boggles me that any women are straight, overall, you aren’t…
Our education system is trash because of the GOP. That’s basically what it boils down to—there has been a severe lack of focus on developing critical thinking skills and understanding the difference between reliable and unreliable sources. You learn these things in college but of course those most prone (most, not…
dead to me: anyfamily member who voted for him. take your christmas and shove it up your ass. legos dont make up for what you did to your grandson.
Fuck that.
I believe that love IS the answer ... but not the kind of passive, feel-good, saccharine platitudes and symbolic kind deeds that Van Jones seems to be talking about. The kind of love that we need is challenging and revolutionary and ACTIVE, and it isn’t the same thing as simple niceness.
One of these days, I’m going to adopt a ginger myself. Until then, I have these two awesome jerks to keep me company:
Catnip? Could be catnip. The nip is a helluva drug.
Cocaine is going on. Lots and lots of cocaine.
She doesn’t look at all like a cat, actually.
How about Mark Burnett stages the inauguration as a mashup of his programs? Trump is dropped into an actual shark tank that’s on a desert island and he screams until his voice is gone and we see if he’s a survivor.
If only he were a gold-digger (that would make more sense/be more palatable.) He’s got family money and is using this lawsuit to continue to try to control her especially now that she’s moved on.
Jesus fucking Christ. At this point I’d be willing to break into their fertility clinic and flush those fucking things down the toilet just to get this Loeb fucker off this shit.
Fuck this Loeb guy all to hell. I usually hate the term “gold-digger,” but he is a woman-hating, misogynist, bullying gold-digger. You know ultimately he is doing this for money, but it’s also to get his rocks off - she left him, but he’s never going to allow her to expunge him from her life. He wants to be a looming…
It’s not like they *care* except that wanting you punished is kind of a form of caring.
Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.