Ivanka! Those roots!

But let’s all remember how corrupt Hilary is, with her email mismanagement and her charity—the one with high ratings from watchdog organizations. Good thing we dodged that bullet, huh?

Trump Tower isn’t a historic building. When Trump bought that property, he tore down the historic building that was in that spot and built a giant gold phallic homage to himself. During the construction he promised an NYC museum that he would save and donate certain noteworthy architectural flourishes from the old…

Did you keep watching after the credits? So worth it.

The sentence is “she wants him for Christmas.” Even if you scramble it around, the words retain their cases.

It’s to the point that I am starting to believe being a Conservative is a flag for some sort of personality disorder.

The time for that is over. Let us not give in to delusions, no matter how warm and satisfying they appear. Let us embrace the death riddled radioactive hellscape that clearly awaits us. The Trumpocalypse is nigh, and it is a lovely, lovely day! WITNESS MEEEEEEEEE

It’s strange to me that this is news now. I mean I’m glad it’s being talked about. But she said this FOREVER. Now people believe it because they heard men verify it?

I think Chelsea Manning deserves better treatment and to be recognised as a woman by the military, but I also think she deserves to be in jail. I don’t think she’s anywhere near as bad as Assange though, doesn’t have as much of a messiah complex or an ego half as monumental as Assange’s. Also, Chelsea never raped…

TBH, he’s the first president I can remember feeling any pride for. I don’t remember Carter, grew up under Reagan and Bush, by the time Clinton left office I was livid towards him, then GWB. So, it’s been unusual and lovely feeling this way.

I am going to miss them. I will miss being proud of our president.

We can only wish...

“Tell ya what: you give me all 3 pieces of your candy, and in a month, I’ll give you 9 pieces of candy.” Next month: “Mr. Trinch, do you have my candy?” “Who are you?”

Yeah, lets do a nationwide recount and audit and PBO can just take care of things until it’s all sorted out.

My brain is literally incapable of imagining Trump doing this. There is NOTHING affable or gracious about him. NOTHING.

Ebenzer Scrooge: Why have you brought me here?

I’m starting to suspect that this alleged rapist may not like powerful women.

I have a co-worker married to an Ecuadorian woman. According to him the next party possibly in power in Ecuador does not like the idea of Assange using the embassy as a refuge. He may get kicked out by them first

I’m shocked!! Not only is the target the leader of another democracy, it’s also a woman!!! Shocked!