Neil, we’d probably end up obliterated either way, but I feel under Clinton we’d at least get a few more years before it happened.

The former Bernie bros on my timeline are losing their minds over this information. What a great way to get Bernie holdouts excited to vote for Clinton, Paul.

I mean, the immediate effects of Brexit are a sharpish uptick in xenophobic violence and hate crimes and the recipients are decidedly not marble-mouthed, public educated, fully “assimilated,” fifteenth-generation folk of western European extraction who perform bland music in a plaintive, otherwise unremarkable wail.…

Rand Paul is a sexist, so no, Ron Swanson wouldn’t vote for him.

I’m so glad this week is over, but I’m afraid there’s going to be even more news about he-who-shall-not-be-named and then I’ll spent the whole weekend with my stomach in knots. But here’s hoping that’s not the case.

Yeah what? Is he boasting about being posh? I think it’s a humble brag and I don’t like it.

“When the space aliens send their little green men over, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending Spock. They’re not sending Yoda. They’re sending space aliens that have a lot of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing abductions. They’re bringing anal probes. They’re…

Barack’s pictures with children and his genuine delight interacting with them is one of the 1,000 things I will miss about him.

The only reaction Ron needs to this election

I wished for an October Surprise. This is like a month of Halloween. Like, after a few days, it’s not fun, anymore. You ate all your good candy, you have a stomach ache, you have to figure out what to do with the shitty candy, and your parents won’t let you take off your costume or wash off the day’s old makeup.

Maybe if you can’t handle not harassing women in the workforce today, then you don’t belong in the workforce.

This election isn’t just a dumpster fire, it’s a dumpster fire careening down a hill, causing traffic accidents and slamming right into the side of an orphanage.

His Christmas card this year is literally just going to be a screen shot of that paragraph.

Nothing in our article has had the slightest effect on the reputation that Mr. Trump, through his own words and actions, has already created for himself.

No snark, just wanted to point out it’s Yelchin and not Yeltsin.

Lil Wayne, bless his heart.

“I don’t remember seeing Hillary Clinton there.”

Brendan - You forget that Trump also boasted, actually on 9/11 hours after 3000 people died, of now owning the tallest building downtown. Which was not only disgusting, it was also a bold faced lie. Trump’s 40 Wall didn’t become the tallest 70 Pine did. Sickening.

Rudy’s been nuttier than squirrel shit for quite some time now.

I’m captivated by this one. Wondering if she had a plan like a knitting pattern or just free-styled it.