*walks into the comments section & looks around disgustedly*

This slightly renews my faith in humanity, and also in the total fuckedness of the NYC rental market.

How long do you think she would have kept going before she got to ‘Aunt Jemimah?’

Jamie Fraser in a crawl space ...I’d just pretend we were in his cave. Hot.

Can we please all ignore her until she goes away? She makes my fucking head hurt.

So his argument essentially boils down to “sure I groped those women, but white guys don’t get fired for that so I shouldn’t be either”?

I don’t know where you’re seeing any ambiguity here. That is an indisputably sick-ass burn. And with a French accent, aussi?

Fleury rolled with the punches, as it were, and forged ahead, relaying a sexual fantasy couched in a sick burn that is maybe funnier in French than it is in English.

Ornella served him on a plate and IDGAF.

you’d bring your friends Leo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt. And then you would leave.”

“Who wants to tell him about Braveheart?”

Look, it doesn’t matter if the real guy was old and fat. If you cast Rufus Sewell in the role, everyone is going to want to sleep with him.

You MUST watch The Hunger. David Bowie, Catherine Deneuve, Susan Sarandon, and Bauhaus in a death rock (pre-goth) club belting out “Bela Lugosi Is Dead”. I really liked Hotel (not all but most of it). If you like the scene with Lady Gaga and Matt Bomer where they go see Nosferatu at Hollywood Forever Cemetery and pick…

Definitely watch The Hunger, one of my favourite films. David Bowie is just sublime in it along with Susan Sarandon. From the opening track Bela Lugosi Is Dead it has you.

I legitimately squealed out loud when I saw Adina Porter. I think she’s an extremely underappreciated actress.

Flag and dismiss these fuckers today, people.

I really liked the first few episodes of Hotel, but I’m a sucker for a lush-grunge aesthetic with a Ministry and Siouxsie and the Banshees soundtrack. A friend told me I should just watch The Hunger.

Trump lies. It would only be news if he actually told the truth for once in his live.

And see, I hate the term hispanic. For one thing, my family is Mexican. Hispanic originally referred to Hispania. We aren’t Spanish. It’s more contemporary usage is basically meaningless. Not only am I not in community with all Spanish-speaking people, there are plenty of people in my community for whom Spanish is a…

On a semi-related note, it’s a really good cookbook. I am always kind of dubious when it comes to celebrity cookbooks. But I picked up hers at the library just to see what she had in it. (Hey, lending is free. No harm, no foul.) I found myself drooling over the recipes. She is a down home cook. Made me see her in a…