“Now, Sir, I know you were stabbed but did you ever think to angle your body away from the knife? Perhaps mashing your ribs together so the blade couldn’t jam into your heart?”

She’s following in the great tradition of making a name for yourself in conservative circles by being a self-loathing minority. Michelle Malkin is a trailblazer for this (Japanese internment was ok!). I’ve often thought of doing this as an Asian because it would be so damn easy to get the attention of the RNC (see:…

She's pretty and blonde. You know, the good kind of immigrant.

While Ms. Manning’s a troubling figure to have to have as one of the major activists in the trans community, I can tell you as a trans veteran that regardless of legal status developments involving her are quite important, not only for her unique case but for the case of more conventional transgender veterans.…

They already have. The ships are still the property of the Royal Navy, however since they lie in Canadian waters, the British have no authority to raise them without the Canadian government’s consent.

Yes, that’s just what we need: A frozen ghost ship called the HMS Terror drifting across the thawing Northwest Passage, crewed by skeletons.

The Inuit people who live in the area have always known where the ships were; it’s takes the hubris of a bunch of asshole white dudes to say that they “discovered” them.

I believe the reason they weren’t originally looking in Terror Bay was because based on where they thought the ships had been abandoned and the ice flow patterns and currents, it was unlikely to have washed up in there. Then again, the whole 150-odd year saga of the Franklin expedition has been a classic case of…

Nonsense! There should be no problem raising this long lost ship.

a more prescient shipwright would have christened her HMS Error.

Clinton’s lies have mainly been about protecting herself or people she’s close to.

Get back in your basket!

“The fact is that politicians get sick. Indeed, presidents get sick. George W. Bush fainted in the white house just sitting on a couch eating pretzels. His father famously caught the flu while he was travelling, grew faint and vomited on the Prime Minister of Japan‘s lap. Ronald Reagan was shot and had cancerous…

“And then there’s this guy. Well, I think it’s a guy from the picture, but it might be a girl with blood coming out her wherever. This guy on the internet, Hachi. Total lightweight. Total loser. Hachi said on the internet that I insult people. I don’t insult people. I tell the truth. I tell the truth folks. The system…

So I think we should have a debate with no moderator.

“I regret saying ‘half’—that was wrong,” Clinton said.

Obligatory! Always apropos!

Gohmert thinks SHE’s special needs? Wow, dude. Be careful where you sling that shit - you’re pretty damn much of an idiot - and special needs folks are far nicer and actually special. You’re not.

Takes one to know one.

I feel bad that OBJ was dragged into all of Lena Dunham’s unnecessary drama. He really seems like a sweet dude who just wants to live his life and enjoy his Instagram.