I think we all know how ridiculous this is, so I’m not even going to reiterate it.

Y’all know the Trump base doesn’t consider you a real Christian, don’t you?

It’s a self defense tactic at this point. We’re not dealing with people who respect niceness. Most of the Democrats in Congress haven’t quite clocked that yet, but the sooner we all activate our inner Regina Georges and let them loose on this administration, the better.

Self defense. “I thought his hand was going for my pussy, your honor.”

She’s Truth. The painting’s called “Truth Emerging from her Well to Shame Mankind”.

Bannon needs to keep his mouth shut and go to rehab to take care of that boozer nose. Or better yet, don’t. C’mon, cirrhosis! Let’s DO this!

I live in a border state. Even a lot of our Republican members of Congress think it’s a stupid idea.

I was thinking of the Iowa woman who had admitted to voting twice because she was so sure that one of her votes was going to be counted for Hillary. And the campaign staffer in Michigan convicted of election fraud in a 2012 race. Trump’s people being on the rolls in two places is just gravy on the hypocrisy sandwich.

I hope so, ‘cause I was over it months ago. My well of patience has dried up and there’s nothing left but this very angry woman at the bottom of it.

I have seen her trolling him before! I didn’t know who she was though. She’s funny but I don’t think he’s smart enough to realize she’s actually not being nice to him. He’s only “like a smart person” after all, not an actual smart one.

The only way I am willing to pay for a wall is if it means that we all get to be the Montresor to Trump’s Fortunato.

What makes it all the better is they only keep finding voter fraud among Trump supporters. Including half his fucking cabinet and family being registered in two states.

Just once, I’d like one of these media outlets to throw protocol to the winds and just troll him by sending in somebody like me to go talk to him - not a real journalist, but willing to look him right in the face and say “No. You’re completely full of shit, most people hate you, and you will never, ever be as popular…

“Critical thinking” is just one of those meaningless buzzwords they need to get rid of in education - actual paraphrase of a relative of mine. They test me all the time with that kind of thing.

I do hope Steve Bannon remembers what happened to Thomas Cromwell when he finally pissed off his insane megalomaniac boss.

If he was, he’d actually be good at the things he does instead of an incompetent babyman who only got where he is with a hand up from a rich daddy.

Yes, give him all the stimulants! He’s 70 years old. I want to see how many his ancient body can handle... for science!

How did someone who spends so much time on twitter not see the bajillion retweets of Chelsea Manning’s thank you to Obama after her commutation?

I actually had someone tell me they didn’t want a woman president because women are “too emotional”. My reply was “Girl, have you *seen* Donald Trump’s twitter?” Because of course the person who said this to me just had to be a woman, also.

I look forward to the not-so-distant future (assuming that there is one), when Mar-a-Lago will serve as the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library. Exhibits will consist of the Samsung Galaxy he used to send his tweetstorms out on, along with a full searchable digital archive of the President’s correspondence (so…