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He did. W loves Michelle.

Indiana Jones too!

Raising farm animals. Ok, so basically if you’re in Texas and you want to do anything in agriculture, A&M is where you go. Everyone here who didn’t go there likes to make fun of them for being stupid, but I promise you Rick Perry has completely earned that reputation. He made a D in a class called “Meats”.

Let’s be real, Melania’s game plan once she’d birthed an insurance policy (just in case) was probably to wait things out until he died, leaving her a very wealthy widow. This is all bullshit she didn’t sign on for or expect.

If anything he’s more like the Golgothan from Dogma. Not a god, just a lesser demon that smears poo all over everything it touches.

I automatically believe nothing he says. His propensity for lying is higher than for truth, so unless he can prove otherwise everything he says is a lie.

Those people who didn’t vote for Donald Trump feel victimized because this is not their choice and now there’s nothing that they can do about it

Just a friendly heads up y’all, don’t engage with crazy conspiracy theory trolls, just flag ‘em as spam and move on with your day.

Maybe they’re hoping he’ll just forget where they all are!

As I’ve mentioned elsewhere, I’m Texan. When Rick Perry (of all people) is the one congressional hearing that isn’t giving you nightmares, then yep, we’re all still pretty fucked.

Texan here. Completely surprised that someone with Rick Perry’s accomplishments and degree of competence would ever have no idea what he’s supposed to do at his job.

No, we’re really good on trails. They redid the lanes downtown a couple years ago too so cars are banned from the rightmost lane (unless turning right) so the buses and bikes can have it.

“Winter White House”? What an asshole.

Yet he has time to sit down and watch and ragetweet for an hour or two every time SNL makes fun of him? Nah. He’s just illiterate.

Is anyone else getting flashbacks of Sarah Palin not being able to name a single newspaper or magazine for Katie Couric? Also, does anyone else remember that Financial Times quote about six months ago where a Trump associate was quoted as saying “he has literally never read a book, including the US constitution”?

I don’t think he’s going to even make it to Former President. Right now I’m at about a 50/50 as to whether he’ll be six feet under from a massive heart attack or stroke, or in jail (with his presidency invalidated) by this time four years from now.

I can’t wait until that particular turtle on the right is extinct.

Must be where Betsy DeVos got that stupid idea that grizzly bears are running rampant attacking schools.

They even have Tim Duncan cereal now.

I have definitely put together a whole week’s worth of packed lunches from one of their big meal deals. I’m in Austin, I can’t afford to eat out for lunch everyday.