And all the while they’re trying to regulate those and knitting needles, it will never occur to them how ridiculously hypocritical they are.

I skipped out on all of it last night in favor of an early night but I almost wish I’d seen that. Almost as embarrassing as the tweet I saw that thought Whoopi was Oprah.

The way I always saw it, and at the time it came out I was in high school, was as a mockery of the entire class of suburban white boys who grew up comfortably middle class in nice neighborhoods with big houses, but were slabbing their jeans, listening to rap and proclaiming themselves “gangsta”. When I was a teenager…

I don’t think these girls are coming at it from that place at all. Especially not the second one, whose inability to enunciate to save her life just adds to the awfulness.

This one was my favorite.

At least that one was intentionally ridiculous. It’s the sincerity that makes these covers even worse.

How is flying not considered modern witchcraft and deviltry incompatible with his beliefs either? If he can fly on a plane, he can deal with having to sit next to other passengers. Especially an 81 year old woman who was fleeing genocide before he was even born. Suck up the entitlement and have some damn respect, dude.

Pretty sure that’s illegal?

She was good in that, too!

Frying it totally gets rid of the sliminess. I dare anyone to try some fried okra and not love it.

It was literally her only selling point when Hollywood was trying to make her happen.

Gretchen Mol finally justified herself on Boardwalk Empire. Good lord, did she ever do a good job playing the Worst Mother Ever.

No, that one was good but I think I like yours better.

I only wish every woman would. One of my own cousins was reposting those fake PP baby part videos when they first came out and talking about how upset she was about it. This is a woman who had her first baby while still in high school. That she wants no other woman to even have a choice makes me so inexpressibly…

I’m so sorry you had to go through that. And enraged that there are people who honestly believe this is justifiable behavior. If the right actually was serious about being “tough on terror” and not just posturing for votes from inbred mouthbreathers, they’d clean their own damn backyard first.

He was here in Austin for the book festival back in October. I really wanted to go to his panel but when they released the actual timetable it turned out I wasn’t free that afternoon. Oh well. :(

But is she Hollywood’s BEST woman in Hollywood? I think not.

But why is Julia Roberts there?

I think this is exactly what we should do, help them pack. Then they can go somewhere to have their tantrum, and if we’re all lucky it’ll end like that movie about the guy who really sucked at roughing it and died.

“We believe the American people need to decide who is going to make this appointment rather than a lame-duck president,” Cornyn said Tuesday as he left a meeting of top Republicans discussing how to handle the White House’s promised nominee.