Depending on what the country quotas in place were at the time she was issued her first green card, she may have had an easier time even being issued one than someone else.

Omg it’s so confusing, ‘cause there’s that Leopold guy and that Stephen guy, and you keep waiting for Ulysses to actually show up since he’s the title character, ya know? It’s like, WHERE IS ULYSSES?

The same guy that wrote that one also wrote another one, Animal Farm. It’s about some smart pigs. Sorta like Charlotte’s Web without the spider.

I know I’ve mentioned this before around here, but here’s why this was such an amazing achievement and why anti-vaxxers are stupid af and need to go think some things over in the dunce corner for a while.

She does, ‘cause I vaguely remember some brouhaha a while back involving Kylie and some fried chicken.

Mercedes literally means “mercies” in Spanish so it’s used a lot in Spanish speaking countries. They’re not just naming girls after cars.

Not even for toilet paper!

Love the song but can’t watch that. It’s just too sad with the fake replacement Amys since the real one was too fucked up to be in the video. :(

Even at their worst it’s still better with them than without them. I’m so sorry for your loss, Rich.

I think I’m just gonna start replying with an overly solicitous “so when do you go back?”.

Ugh, those assholes. I can’t even count how many times I saw one of those zipping down the sidewalk and nearly run someone over.

Ok, but like, I have an archaeology degree. I’m not doing this unless I get paid.

And screams their toddler heads off about the Constitution despite their belief in mandatory Christianity being unconstitutional...

I guess what I’m wondering here is - how is Macabasco defining Asian bloggers here? Her main example, Susie Bubble, grew up Chinese diaspora and would presumably have a much different outlook than a Chinese person who grew up in China. I also don’t follow many fashion bloggers/instagrammers so I’m dealing a little in…

Aversion to spicy foods... wait, whuh? Must be a regional thing.

Somebody should go dump a gallon of in-heat moose piss all over this guy’s front porch. Just saying.

“our slide to a culture of death”

I was watching tv, and this was my cat trying to get my attention. It worked.

What is it with cats and visible bowl bottom? It doesn’t matter how much food is actually in the bowl, if my cat can see the tiniest bit of the bottom of the bowl she acts as if it’s entirely empty and refuses to touch it until she gets a refill.