Yes, big crystal-encrusted earmuffs like all the different ones Billie Lourd wore on Scream Queens. How can you not look awesome in those?

Depending on the exact wording of the mandate, there are ways around this. You could just show up with a shawl wrapped around your head Russian baba-style, or wear a festive turban (so Norma Desmond!) or even just roll up in a big furry hoodie. So stylish! Thanks for inspiring some millinery creativity, producer…

They can’t really put a no-Trump sign on the door though, I don’t think.

Go with the skirt at Coachella, it’ll be cooler temperature-wise. Or shorts.

I went once (2007) and shared a house with three other people in a neighborhood within a mile or two of the grounds. We didn’t even need to drive, we just walked there and back. I probably wouldn’t go again since it’s gotten a lot bigger since then, but the one I went to was fun.

Hey now, don’t get all scientific on them with your fertility windows and sperm counts! It makes their little brains hurt.

A lot of them cling firmly to the belief that sex is only for procreation and if you don’t want a baby out of it then you shouldn’t be having it. They just want to police other people’s sex lives because they’re imbeciles with nothing better to do with the ridiculous amount of free time they all seem to spend worrying…

Even though the lege is usually mostly useless it makes me happy to see on the final page of the brief that the Travis county attorneys filed on behalf of a judge and a commissioner. It’s nice to see some of my votes in the local elections have done some good.

Well, you know what they say about broken clocks.

And then the Feds could add poaching charges to whatever other laws they’re breaking by taking over a federal building. Good thinking, let them rack up those prison sentences!

Ok, put some Ex-lax in the chili too. It’ll burn just as much coming out as it did going in! I like the idea of putting a little punishment in the provisions.

Five alarm chili with a whole extra bottle of hot sauce dumped in and cut the water supply. Standoff over.

Anyone involved in this calling himself “Captain Moroni” is a guy just asking for a strategic typographical error in the reportage.

Ugh this is so typical of the forced birthers. Save the zygotes, screw everyone else who needs actual medical services! And as a woman in Texas, I hate Abbott so much, like fire of ten thousand suns level of hate. I’m sick to the back teeth of him trying to push his evangelical bullshit on everyone and using public…

It’s on Hulu!

No checks and balances when Trump Makes America Great Again!

He’s the national village idiot’s overinflated ego.

Oh, it wasn’t just the color, I guess I should have been more specific! When they all took a beach trip recently he forgot his flip flops. They stopped at a CVS to get a pair and the ones he picked out were purple flowered ones that were probably intended for girls.

I have a friend whose son really loves what most people think of as “girly” things - purple, pink, showtunes, mermaids, etc. They adopted him, and fortunately his parents are happy to just let him be himself. He’s such a great, special kid and as he gets older I really hope the world doesn’t try to bully it out of him.

Right, I’m pretty much totally okay with teaching people that human rights violations are wrong.