Okay, anti-Spain soapboxing on pause for just a sec? I want to make a couple of points about the conventions here first.

How do you even give a speech when there is all that fluffy cuteness demanding to be swooped up and cuddled immediately? HOW?

The top pic was 2005, there’s another one from the same event posted to his Instagram.

They’re just atheists, really. They don’t actually worship Satan, they just call themselves Satanists because it annoys fundies.

Hahaha great minds! :)

I *just* saw a preview this weekend for a new series that Cherry Jones is in. Had no idea she was Sarah Paulson’s ex! If you’re a fan, she’s playing Dorothea Dix in PBS’s Civil War drama, “Mercy Street”. We only got to see part of the first episode so I don’t know if she appears beyond that one or not.

I’m pretty sure if I found one of those devil cards in my letterbox that would be a housecall I would NOT be returning.

Call the Doctor!

I kinda want Holland Taylor and Sarah Paulson to be my aunties... is that weird? I just feel like the brunches would be amazeballs.

I think if I did ever get another dog I wouldn’t refuse to consider the breed, but something smaller would probably be better. I certainly wouldn’t have a larger dog like a pit bull in the apartment I’m in, so as it is I just have a cat for now.

Wow, it was probably even more likely to lash out at a person while injured. I’m surprised if they’re that bad they haven’t been impounded. I’ve heard of dogs being taken in and ordered to be put down for less than that, just based on neighbors reporting them as dangerous.

Yeah that’s not good. They sound poorly socialized.

I don’t mind pit bulls since I’ve known some very sweet ones, but I still would have laughed at that.

Don’t feel bad, this is what I thought too.

I swear I know people I can time like clockwork by their social media posts cycle. Breakfast photo, selfie, lunch photo, dinner photo, inspirational quote, repeat next day. Every. single. day.

The Komodo dragon and the goanna are actually closely related, and the same scientist who discovered the goanna’s venom glands has also done work with Komodos and discovered the same thing about them! It’s a toxin, not a bacteria.

Her column she used to have on R29 was also good: http://www.refinery29.com/author/stoya

According to some studies, yes, though it’s a venom that acts as an anti-coagulant rather than a neurotoxin so it wouldn’t kill you unless you were a hemophiliac or on a medication like warfarin.

It’s actually the Mary one that really cracks me up.