Yeah, I wondered the same thing. It’s not like there’s any physical evidence to prove whatever it is they’re pretending this will prove.

Yeah, I wondered the same thing. It’s not like there’s any physical evidence to prove whatever it is they’re pretending this will prove.

Last month my mom and dad went to Ireland. Their luggage went to New Jersey. It caught up with them after three days of having to wash underwear in hotel sinks. This is pretty much the reason I will streamline my packing like crazy and stuff everything into the biggest allowable rolling carry-on when I fly.

Jez legal eagles, feel free to jump in, but hasn’t there been a precedent already established that a victim’s sexual and dating history is off the table in court?

When she was 15, too. D:

True story: I totally forgot about her until just the other week when I was rewatching Bride and Prejudice on Netflix and she showed up in it doing a Bollywood number.

If only! But then they’ll just whine that it won’t feel as good.

Ugh, sad but true. These are huge life-altering decisions! I don’t understand how people can go into them not caring about the outcomes enough to do their damn research.

I got a beer for now, may have to switch to something stronger later!

WHAT. THE. SHIT.

She’s only red in character, alas. This photo is her natural hair color, I think: http://www.imdb.com/media/rm319053…

Oh, I bet Walmart would do it. Too much of their shopping demographic are just like these two.

Have a palate cleanser:

This makes me want to go look it up and find out just how explicitly the law is written. Will a potato gun qualify? A Super Soaker?

I couldn’t find a gif for my initial first thought, but this is close enough and will suffice. Also I bet the reception smelled like spent gunpowder and meth.

Yep, I went into one of our locally-owned coffee shops with friends once and despite me warning them that the macchiatos we were ordering were NOT at all the same thing as the macchiatos they were used to getting at Starbucks, they got them anyway. When we got our orders, first they side eyed their cups because they…

I remember reading about that in the Trib, all I have to say is THANK YOU. I mean that.

Same here, I always fill the whole ballot out one by one. It’s just lazy not to.

I’ve never hunted and don’t even eat meat anymore but “eat what you kill” is absolutely the philosophy among my dad’s family so I grew up with that same kind of thinking too. I can’t wrap my head around people who do it because it’s fun, or whatever. They’re creepy.

I’m pretty sure he was elected by straight-ticket voters who didn’t even look at the ballot. I mean, the Democrat running against him was named Sam Houston. You’d think if they’d actually read it his name alone might just trick a bunch of the Texas Repubs into voting for him. I mean, how can any self-respecting Texan…