That’s not an off moment for him; he just actually looks like that. I’m totally serious.

And bragged on social media about it. Really liking to show off your love of killing is a taboo I’m kinda okay with the general public establishing and enforcing.

Boris is American, so there you go.

Ted Cruz is lying again. Texans don’t do this. I live in a city where restaurants manage to find a way to incorporate bacon into everything, including whiskey and cookies but none do this. He’s just overcompensating (again) for his lack of authentic Texas street cred. Come at me, Canada Boy, I’m a sixth-generation…

Yesssss dilute those Republican Dallassholes! They need it too!

For real. I wanna watch this now!

We just need to get the California companies on board with locating their employees anywhere BUT Austin proper (or Travis County, really). We’re liberal enough, and we’re pretty full at the moment but if they could go on up the road to Williamson County or anywhere else in our districts where they could dilute the…

I like to call them “tadpoles with people DNA”

Defense contracts don’t fall under the same rules, from what I understand.

It would convince him that you’re wrong because Austin is just a bunch of commies and hippies anyway.

Ah, I see what you mean, I misunderstood your initial comment.

It kind of saddens me that we can’t actually deport him back to Canada. If they made it a reality show I might even watch. What will happen next as Ted struggles with his new reality of coping in a socialist nightmare???

If you give actual reasons why shutting down the government (again) would be a Very Bad Idea, they don’t understand that. Resorting to hyperbole, namecalling, and one of their favorite bogeymen they like to use to rile up their support base, well now you’re speaking their language.

Somehow that’s way less gross than anything that poured out of his and his douchebro’s mouths in the interview.

I must have missed history class the day Susan B. Anthony bought a government.

YES. It’s ridiculous that hell on earth, why do they even exist, the bars all close at 11pm WillCo practically gets their own district (shared with Bell County) and Travis County got split up among a bunch of redneck backwater counties.

Sadly, one of my senators is Cruz. Maybe I’ll just outright call him a hostage-taking terrorist instead since it’s not like he’s at all susceptible to logic and reasoning.

Yeah, she might as well just chew her nails. Or mix some Jello powder in water and drink it, it’s basically the same protein there too.

Last time I checked hostage situations were a form of terrorism but I guess that’s only bad when they’re not the ones committing it.

Is anyone else really creeped out that someone this hateful and antisocial (he threatened to kill his neighbor’s dogs) makes his living by being all up in women’s vaginas all day? Like, does he do it because he believes he’s doing good for his patients or just because it’s the only way he’ll ever see one in real life?