Oh for shit’s sake, abortions are far more humane than what she’s totally fine with people doing to wolves and bears.

I remember an article I read once where a girl bought powdered rhino horn to use as a hangover cure. That one was especially infuriating, since she got herself into the hangovers just fine and she can damn well get over them herself like the rest of us (maybe with the help of some sleep or an ibuprofen). If I was…

Please don’t listen to the late night negative thoughts. It’s very easy to listen to them because everything else is so quiet at night, but listening to them is a waste of your time and mental energy. For every negative thought there’s an equally positive outcome that could happen to you instead if you hang in and let…

Inconsiderate Romans, just leaving chunks of wet clay lying around in the cats’ favorite sunshine spots!

But fuck animals, they’re not really life forms, amirite? Especially animals that are dogs, and especially if it’s his fat fuck kid who deprives one of them of life.

As long as you’ve got “for entertainment and satirical purposes only” in teensy tinsy fine print somewhere that’s a CYA as far as I’m concerned.

Is parting terrible fools from their money being an awful person, or a really good capitalist?

Who are the assholes sending in money for this? I want names, ‘cause I’ve got more than enough shaming to go around for them all.

Mine goes and sleeps in my bed when I’m not home. The second I walk in the door she comes running from my room to come meow at me and get a pat on the head. She also follows me around when I’m home, and she gets annoyed and tries to herd me when I don’t want to go to bed when she does. I used to think it was just…

HE HID HIS HORCRUXES IN THE WOMBS OF PREGNANT LADIES!

If that’s not proof that they’re Dementors I don’t know what is. They probably only want all those unborn babies to be born so they have more souls to suck.

One can only hope.

All this talk of burning and UTIs is making me want some cranberry juice. Think if we dump enough of it over his head he’ll go away?

Yo, Dan: concern trolling is not “citizen press” and that “burning concern” of yours is something you might want to have your doctor have a look at and maybe prescribe you some penicillin for.

Yeah, I can find the “normal” NYX stuff in the supermarket makeup aisle but I think their specialty colors are all online-only. It’s unfortunate, because I’d really like to actually see them before I buy but if I have to order online then I guess I will.

MAC is the best for staying put all day but for a less expensive alternative I really love NYX’s matte lip creams. I’ve also been really wanting to try the lipsticks in NYX’s Macaron line because they’ve got some pretty unusual shades like mint green and light blue.

I’d rather actually just buy the shoes than buy a pillow telling me to buy the shoes.

One day you’re top of the food chain, the next you’re dead meat.

I am. Fuck Sarah Palin, her guns, and the helicopters they rode in on.

Correct.