I’m not buying it, honestly. I think the producers really want us to believe he’s gone but there are way too many clues that have been dropped that his story isn’t over. And there’s also the hair question. Kit has been adamant from the beginning that he hates having to keep his hair long, but when directly asked he…

Yeah, I’m not buying Kit’s “exit interview” the way I am some of the others. He hasn’t even cut his hair or shaved yet, and maaaaaybe they would have stipulated he couldn’t do it until the finale actually aired, but I’m thinking that would be a dumb rule to stick him with if he was really out of work and hunting down…

Hmm... this is just from my perspective as someone who studied a lot of Roman art in school and has a degree in classical archaeology, but getting a doctor’s opinion to diagnose a medical condition for an ancient depiction of a Roman deity is one of the stupidest goddamn things I’ve ever heard of doing.

LIIIIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS. They are mobilizing right this second, riding the sharks out into international waters, where they will soon spread their furry brand of terror to every corner of the globe.

Holy shit... that’s all I got. I don’t even know how or why people are trying to defend this lady, but that’s sure not a hill I’m willing to die on. “She’s not hurting anyone, she was helping” NO. No. By picking up the assumed identity of a black woman and becoming a spokesperson she was silencing and erasing the…

Huh. I never heard of that before but it looks like that’s on the school itself for having such loose requirements for qualification. I guess it’s up to them what they accept as proof but I would think there would have to be something supplied by the applying students to back up their claims.

I had to google this bluebottle thing since this is the third or fourth time I’ve seen one mentioned. Turns out it’s called a Portuguese man o’ war where I’m from. I remember once when I was a kid being at the beach trying to pop the bubble on one with a stick and my dad yelling at me and my brother to get the hell…

I would still be afraid it would wait until my back was turned and dropkick me into a pond. And that it would be laughing about it.

They can also give you chlamydia!

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I actually really love the version of As You Like It that she was in though, so there’s at least one good one.

Jesus, that “About Us” quote makes her sound fucking intolerable. I don’t know that many marrieds or soon-to-be-marrieds, are they all that terrible and self-absorbed?

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I really, really don’t get his popularity. It’s the exact same aesthetic he peddled at Dior, just with a different label attached. It’s tired and unoriginal.

Considering he actually hired Pete Doherty during one of the worst periods of his addiction I’d say he’s even worse when it comes to men. And no because I’m convinced “Saint Laurent Paris” is temporary and whoever takes over next will have the good sense and taste to probably change it back.

Good luck with them telling YSL not to do it again, though. Slimane’s been doing exactly this look for at least the last 10 years and I doubt he’s gonna stop any time soon.

I have never before seen so many journalists on twitter so completely unable to contain their glee. It’s a thing of wonder.

The only thing I associate with Jewel and poetry is an interview I saw of her where she was asked about poets she liked herself and one of the first ones out of her mouth was Yeats, which she pronounced “Yeets”. I recall my high school self side eyeing her a little bit.

Yep, that’s exactly what made me angry about that scene. They would never have done any of the dudes that way.

I am still so upset this was never broadcast to one of the movie theatres anywhere near me.