Glad they’re focusing on the important shit.

Buy physical. Always. 

That bald character you insist on spamming us with has THE MOST punchable face.

No.

Power Wash Simulator?

1985 Philly Police Dept under Mayor Frank Rizzo says, “That’s cute.”

That’s no Boomer. That is a Gen Xer. We can smell our own. 

That is a dumb looking boat. 

Let me guess, you watch Joe Rogan.

His biggest problem is that, at his very best, he is mid.

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No.

1. “Sanders served as the unlikely voice of reason”, da’fuq is that supposed to mean?

Console pedestrian here. CoD has sucked for the pas 47 cut/paste iterations of the game. CoD is the iPhone of video games and god forbid run a foul of fans of either. 

Car salesmen/women are garbage people. So are relators. We don’t need them, never did. 

Lifted full sized pickups of any make. Particularly, the ones with lo-pros and/or jutting out wheels, and/or diesel w/ those idiotic huge mufflers. You are a douche-hitch with a micro-peen.

No, I fixed it.

Won’t lie, my initial reaction was ‘Nope. Fuck this shit.” But then I saw that that Tina “I’m a Badass” Fey was helming it and that the trailer was pretty funny.

It’s because they’re garbage.