Clowns don’t scare adults. Psycho clowns are corny as fuck. 

You assume I read it. You assume this is a gossip column. No body likes you.

Empty people doing empty shit is not news. 

Know how I know you’re dumb?

Philly guy here. For the most part, the bikers and ATVs don’t really bother me that much. However, this is a classic example of why Philly is the Phuck Around and Phind Out capitol. Dude is lucky that all he got was shoved down, gun or not. Also, 10 to 1 that white kid isn’t from Philly. He’s probably just a suburban…

Well she looks super pleasant.

This is the perfect combination of peak sarcasm and peak truth.

I jut see a bunch of rich empty people being assholes. 

3/4 of a million a year just to keep the lights on...rich people suck. 

Stop giving this asshole play.

Stop making these people famous. This all looks like an 8 y/o’s art has been 3d rendered. 

Yes.

Hey AVC, don’t start noth’n, won’t be noth’n. 

All towing companies and their high school drop-out employees are miserable fucks that get tiny raging hard-ons from making people’s lives miserable. 

There are only 3 kinds of people that still support that fuck...

That’s what you get for buying apple products. 

He should die from embarrassment for making both avatar movies. 

“Remote Starters Are A Seriously Underrated Car Feature”

Stop paying for shit. 

Stressing over canon is for chumps.