You assume I read it. You assume this is a gossip column. No body likes you.

Empty people doing empty shit is not news. 

Know how I know you’re dumb?

Philly guy here. For the most part, the bikers and ATVs don’t really bother me that much. However, this is a classic example of why Philly is the Phuck Around and Phind Out capitol. Dude is lucky that all he got was shoved down, gun or not. Also, 10 to 1 that white kid isn’t from Philly. He’s probably just a suburban…

I jut see a bunch of rich empty people being assholes. 

3/4 of a million a year just to keep the lights on...rich people suck. 

Stop giving this asshole play.

Stop making these people famous. This all looks like an 8 y/o’s art has been 3d rendered. 

Hey AVC, don’t start noth’n, won’t be noth’n. 

All towing companies and their high school drop-out employees are miserable fucks that get tiny raging hard-ons from making people’s lives miserable. 

There are only 3 kinds of people that still support that fuck...

“Remote Starters Are A Seriously Underrated Car Feature”

Stressing over canon is for chumps. 

I want my son to eventually get laid (by who is no of my concern), so he got the snip day 1. 

Call me Snake. 

Yar har har and fiddlie deeeeee!!! Just you try and catch little meeeeee!

As one who has been happily unmarried to the absolute most amazing partner, the love of my life for 20 years, I can say that marriage is dumb and weddings are more so.

Only idiots smoke anymore. 

Hassan Minhajis not funny, witty, creative, or possess good timing. He comes across as an entitled douche and I just don’t like him at all.

I miss the 80s and 90s (to the mid anyway)when anime was scarce and only the really good stuff got to our shores. Now we get every garbage color-by-numbers cookie-cutter, teen-power, over-sexualized pile of garbage available and I have to sift through the literal dozens of titles to find something new that doesn’t…