Jeez, ESPN, we know he’s not that good, but it’s just rude to refer to Austin Rives as equipment staff.

I mean, not really a conspiracy, but I legitimately think ghosts are real. I’m also a firm believer in the scientific method/process and staunch atheist. I also believe for a fact that I have seen no less than 3 ghosts.

FDR knew ahead of time that Japan was going to attack Pearl Harbor.

Bob Vila has never built anything and cannot build anything. He just talks about building things.

Another one I’m on board with: big pharma is preventing meaningful work towards actual cures, as opposed to treatments, for a wide variety of diseases.

Flight 93 was shot down. I sort of believed it right when it happened, but then after the movie came out and the ‘let’s roll’ audio, it was all too convenient. So some people got together, decided to overtake the hijackers and then, after succeeding, still smashed the plane into the ground?

During the Iran hostage crisis, Reagan (or more likely his people) told the Iranians to hold the hostages until after the election so the issue could be used against Carter, and not to make any deals.

Well, in that case, let’s go with the Virgin Mary wasn’t no virgin.

Crack was invented and distributed with deliberate governmental acquiescence if not outright assistance.

TOM BRADY DEFLATED THE FOOTBALLS AND PEYTON MANNING DID PEDS AND RUSSELL WILSON HAS NEVER HAD SEX AND CAM NEWTON STILL HAS THAT FUCKING LAPTOP SOMEWHERE AND ANDY REID IS ACTUALLY TWO ANDY REIDS WEARING AN ANDY REID SKIN SUIT AND BRUCE ARIANS AND SAMUEL L. JACKSON GO HAT SHOPPING TOGETHER AND TIM TEBOW IS BEING…

That William Randolph Hearst had congress make weed illegal so that the hemp paper mills had to shut down and all the newspaper companies had to buy his wood-pulp paper.

I definitely believe the Knicks’ envelope was frozen or otherwise tampered with in the 1985 draft lottery. NOTE: I am not Bill Simmons.

I believe the primary governments of the world maintain perpetual states of war to maintain an industry and moral that provides the governing class with its lifestyle and that they see the world as three populations: 1. Governing class; 2. Governed class; 3. Expendable class.

There’s no way Lee Harvey Oswald acted or shot alone in JFK’s assassination.

Aliens definitely had a hand (tentacle?) in the pyramids.

You’re right. That headband is unconscionable

Not that I can recall. Privately, however, I can think of one, perhaps.

Yes - “rabid” and “devoted” are not really the same. “Rabid” comes from the same origin as Rabies, the extremely fatal infectious disease causing madness in dogs. A “devoted supporter” connotes someone who decided to be loyal to a cause or person, whereas a “rabid supporter” connotes non-thinking fanaticism and…

Ugh! No matter how dishonest, corrupt and greedy, you think nothing is more important than electing a woman as President? Yet Hillary Clinton fully supports old, white men in the .01% who give her $225,000 to give a speech. Did you ever think of it like that?