Spoiler alert; he comes off like an asshole.

Maybe just reuse the CGI of the Gungan king from The Phantom Menace?

And simultaneously screams “WITNESS ME” while spray painting his mouth in chrome.

sorry

I loved when Zach asked him if he was a nerd and his answer was did Zach think Michelle would marry a nerd. Ughhh soooooo good together, love them

(Obama voice) “Michelle, that dress looks beautiful... It will look even better on the floor of our bedroom.”

I don’t know man, it’s hard for me to think a rape victim would include a“lol” in a text about the case or would characterize her rape case in utilitarian terms like that. You are entitled to your opinion though but it does look bad.

I bet he’s equally concerned about the censorship of tasteful art too

i dont mean to be a stick in the mud, and i’ll hunt down a link later, but i recently saw an entire documentary about how he lobbied spielberg for a purple lightsaber in that film, so i’m preeeety sure i’m right on this one.

Junior High - Yes! Exactly!! I swear Trump is at least emotionally developmentally disabled. Internally, he’s 14.

It’s not also a coincidence that women are coming forward after a tape of him bragging about exactly what he did to them makes it a whole lot more likely that they’ll believed, or after he baldfaced lied about it in an internationally televised presidential debate.

But could you have handled Civ V? Those pesky city-states!

Excellent point..Jr high...junior fucking high...teenage boys dealing with a sudden rush of hormones and budding sexuality and everything else...not grown fucking men. Not excusing boys talking like this but there is a huge difference between the two. Even by high school this kind of talk is a little less accepted. We…

Yes, the Brock Turners of the world do exist and go in locker rooms.

So what you’re saying is that Trump’s “presidential” temperament/behavior is equivalent to an asshole 13-year-old virgin’s. On that, we agree.

My mistake! Us peons in our hovels are so uneducated as to the finer nuances of global domination.

This taylor was nice toward him

Dear ReburnsABurningReturns,

He doesn’t have time for all that measuring. He’s a busy man. Lots of women to ogle and grope.