Would have watched.

I always preferred a bastard sword, but I can see how you would make that mistake honestly.

2025: Three term President Trump congratulates retiring New New York Met Tim Tebow on his fifth consecutive World Series MVP award by nominating him to the Supreme Court just in time to provide an insurance vote against a suit to close the migrant detention centers located in former National Parks that were returned…

This is the darkest timeline

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

Hey, don’t pick on Ricky Williams.

Nicholas Sparks movies have 149% more ghosts & sweater related taunts.

yas cheese

I researched sniffles last night and he could have a brain mass, cystic fibrosis, a drug problem, the flu, a cold or allergies. He really should see a doctor.

I think he was thinking of stabina Ivanka. Wink, wink. Barf.

I mean...she does know a guy that can take care of that...

the choices we’ve made that have lead us to the current election.

Jesus, spoiler alert, maybe?

So, with the key objection being wordlessly established, you decided to use your space here to bring up a much dumber objection. Makes sense.

That quote has me all...

No they wouldn’t. They would still be trained the same way municipal police are now. They would still enforce tickets. They would still enforce warrants. They would still have the power to search property. They would still have weapons and trained in restraining people by force. Nothing would be different and to think…

Blue Shirt: Check

Into the men’s room? Have the voters seen McCrory’s birth certificate? He or she should take it upon him- or herself to publicly demonstrate his or her compliance with the law.