We’ll be the judge of that.

It’s like Halle said “You know my movie The Call? Let’s just do that again but this time not have me sitting on the phone for most of the movie. Also, nobody cares if some basic girl like Abigail Breslin is kidnapped, so let’s make it a younger, cute as hell boy. He can be my kid so I have more opportunities to scream…

Haha, well then maybe I should just retire. I don’t look that good in grey anyhow.

I think I may start commenting here on Jez with Gawker gone, but I’m worried I’m not “woke” enough. How woke must I be on a scale of 1-10, 10 being maximum wokeness?

Everyone’s blowing this way out of proportion. A quick google search will show you her bonafides.

don’t do this to us on a Monday morning

just last year i adopted a new cat with long hair (all the other cats i’ve had in the past had short hair)—i am now learning just what obscure corners that hair can drift into. there was a tuft almost big enough to make a new cat out of between the fridge and cupboards just the other day when i was sweeping out the…

OK, I want in on this relationship. No butt stuff, though.

I hear we picked up Ashley Feinberg in the contraction draft. Good five tool writer, a bit of a GLORY GIRL though.

thinking men are always correct, and that their opinions matter most of any opinions anywhere, outweighing fact -and women’s experiences- is a hallmark of male priviledge.

That was the intention!

They pull you in with the marxism but then gross you out with the sexism.

Haha, this is def the opposite for us! Every time I vacuum under there I find a bajillion bobby pins, hair ties or clips (all hair stuff, somehow). And then I go through feeling guilty about throwing them away because they seem dusty and gross and I don’t want to use them in my hair again...

she’s not very blonde so that’s not really even a viable back up career.

What bothers me so much is that in theory, sure, false rape accusations are terrible, and it’s true people are petty and spread stupid lies about each other all the time...but given the fact that 97% of rapists never spend a day in jail...the argument that women are running around making false accusations out of scorn…

Meanwhile I’m over here hoping my siblings have some kids so someone will visit me at a nursing home, haha.

That sounds nice. I’m sure with a 2 year old you’re like, just battoning down the hatches until life gets easier haha. I have no kids so our mess is strictly laziness.

Yeah, but do you really need to pull the fridge out to vacuum behind it every week?

No way. Say what you will but Manafort was trying to right the capsizing ship.

It will be “Rosebud.”