no wonder. isn't this the country obsessed with plastic surgery?

only dark chocolate can beat sex. ice cream over dark is a joke.

Hello? Yes this is a raccoon speaking. Hold on, hell has frozen over and I must go. MY PEOPLE ARE CALLING.

Should've had a raccoon to begin with

Nope. Ice dancing in the olympics instead of actual ballroom is an embarrassment. Ballet can wait it's turn for an explanation.

elastic or screw jeans. useless to begin with.

Skechers GoRun line is no joke. don't be ignorant.

should have been Cheburashka

send them via carry on. Boeing did it with hard drives

no uchoten kazoku?

is this not a game delivering a message that everyone's heard before?

WAT?

it lasted long enough to be called a date?

Do you really just think about the numbers?

nope

He was blessed with those looks for making this song

Skirts. Please bring back skirts beyond kilts beyond excusable as "manly enough"

I dont contribute. I wear jeans maybe once a year.

Who's going to be the first to review this at a family get together?

Who would admit to being within a 10 mile radius of a KIM KARDASHIAN GENERAL if one existed?