No, you see it’s super hard to find liberal black comedy writers. /s

I need to get around to writing The Orc Wife.

I’m glad the rest of the world is finally figuring out he’s a 61 year old edge lord with nothing meaningful to say.

Who gives a shit? This is real and it isn’t about party politics. This is about America surviving the next four years.

We have to finish turning undocumented immigrants and refugees into slave labor at for profit detention centers first.

“But I’ll probably end up working at Great America, mopping up hurl and lung butter.”

“Hey millennials, we finally have the jobs you have been desperate for: steel smelting!”

He got very skilled at pulling out once Ivanka hit puberty.

Can we start having reality shows about leather pageants instead of beauty pageants?

Oh, totally. I was more giving examples of how even when you really can’t march you can do things that matter, at least a little bit. We all have ways we can make a difference. And it can’t just be when we vote.

Let’s not forget she has shit to sell.

I’m struggling with pretty severe fibro and I’m super frustrated it has made me unable to protest due to concerns about being detained and denied my meds or having my body give out in a crowd and possibly collapsing. But I have the resources to start a feminist game company. I argue with people who try to push a…

Wall Street, sure. Liberal coastal elite? Nah. Maybe New York and parts of New England. The West Coast just goes Democrat.

Any equivalency made between Benghazi and Trump’s Russian contacts is patently false. The amount of evidence of wrong doing are apples sitting on a table and some guy telling you he thinks there might be apple seeds on the moon.

I think there are a lot of people out there who are progressive but non political for lots of BS reasons.

Washington State has all absentee ballots. And lots of nerds.

And yet everyone loved his vampier themed chocolate cereal.

Then he dreams about his father telling little Donald he’ll never be good enough.

Nah, he can lie on twitter without opening his mouth if he doesn’t collapse when his speed runs out.

My friend from England had this happen to her with something we got from a dealer in London.