That’s a nuclear war. Everyone knows that. Except maybe 45, but he’s got his trademark now.

Sounds like a hostage situation to me.

Why build a plane in one building in Everett with a few local subcontracts when it can be built in 48 states by 300 companies?

I think it’s important to remember that the fight is always with extremism of any flavor and the bad conditions in which it takes root.

No, evangelicals shoot up and bomb abolition clinics, children’s camps, and places of worship belonging to faiths they choose to hate. And attempt to blow up entire apartment buildings.

A new stealth fighter that sucks and will suck for a decade or more but US troops have to walk to the range because all the trucks are broken.

Holy fuck I thought the overcooked steak and ketchup thing was just a joke

They’ll call him “Presidential” if he doesn’t shit himself during the impeachment proceedings.

1. Fly to Vancouver.

Strung out on prescription speed, in the dark, naked in our bathrobes.

It’s like we’re binge watching Veep and House of Cards at the same time every waking moment.

I think the UK changed the law before the prince and princess had kids in case their first kid was a girl. The gender favoritism law hasn’t actually played a part in the UK’s royal succession in over 200 years. They just happened to have a boy first that lived to be on the throne or all girls for a very long time.

Live action Disney movie about a Japanese Princess meeting different royal princes from around the world?

I’d prefer Studio Ghibli for this one.

I blame the Assyria Empire. The Sumerians were much more egalitarian.

House of Cards seems more pie in the sky optimistic now than The West Wing did in 2002.

She means he was rich.

His sail barge exploded over the Dune Sea. There were no survivors.

I grew up listening to Rush on KFI (more stimulating talk radio!) in the car with my mother, and the only thing that would make me happier than someone finding his dead bloated body partially eaten by cats would be if Dr Laura was also dead and they were in a compromising sexual situation.