That magical moment when Steve Urkel was on Full House.

Dammit Mississippi.

No, but as a parent, nothing can be more aggravating than a person with no children telling me "what I should do...", "what I need to do...", "what have should have done...".

I'm a woman so I'm pretty aware of cramps. Take a Tylenol and walk that shit off.

Child birth (in my experience) was less painful than ACL surgery.

You've just baffled me with all your bull shit. I had a torn ACL, and in the same knee, torn my MCL. That is painful shit. I can't go drink some water take a breather, and be good. I've been in physical therapy 5 times since surgery. A damn cramp ain't shit compared to joint pain.

Say what you want to about my state, but those assholes haven't come back to Mississippi since they got owned in Brandon.

I literally feel sorry for that woman's family. What an asshole to have to put up with.

I'm at the point where I can spot a Drew Magary column by title alone.

I think you mean "LALALALALA YOU'RE A FUCKIN MORON"

As a person with chronic knee problems that began when I was 15, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK you. I did buy a pair of these shoes because I wanted to get in shape and walk everyday with the hopes of eventually being able to run, and if not run, hopefully I could be able to jog. I've had New Balance. I've had Asics.…

It was great for when I skipped class, but didn't know anyone on a personal level to have their phone number, but could still ask for notes.

I applaud him for keeping cool during that. We went through an F1 about 10 years ago and I panicked.

And Tim. I WANT MORE TIM.

I think for this final season though (especially since I finally got to watch the season finale last night), it would be wise to watch the previous seasons because it has premised that this final season will be Raylan's final attempt to get Boyd and everything that has happened in the past between them will be…

I'm assuming you've never heard of Frank Melton ?

Not surprised by any of Phelp's statements. However, A.J.'s responses were read like this in my head: "Yeaaaaah", "Riiiiight", "Ahhh".

IT CANNOT BE UNSEEN.