I had no intentions of watching the VMAs until now. Well played, MTV.

No. Actually, I'm not really a Kiss fan at all, but I understand that their make up is essential to their act. They only do it on stage, but Gaga tends to take it to another level (I.E. Jo Calderone). You don't ever see Gene Simmons out in the public with a painted face. I just think she's a really pretty woman and…

I wish for once Gaga would stop being utterly weird and dress normally. She's gorgeous and hides her natural self behind weird makeup and weird clothes.

I think he did realize he had the beginning stages of Alzheimer's and didn't want to face it.

Houston might have the length, but Dallas obviously has the girth.

Looks like another night in the south from what I saw.

Just as good the second time around.

Peyton Manning should retire and devote his life to making commercials.

I have trouble determining which I am more sick of: bandwagon fans or the Katrina story. It is seriously hard for me to choose which is worse.

As a Saint fan through the good and the bad, I could give a shit less about hearing the Katrina story again. I applaud whatever their efforts were to get the city back up and running at a normal speed, but seriously, it's been 8 years and New Orleans is running wide open again.

The bandwagon fans are the absolute…

It wasn't a one and done dismissal for the Honey Badger. I believe Tyrann was dismissed after several failed drug tests. Tyrann ran out of chances with Les. It might do Johnny Football some good to have some consequences for his actions before this turns into an even more severe problem than he has.

At first glace, I could have sworn that was this guy:

$5.25 for some damn hasbrowns? Bitch please.

I was just about to say I was loving the Charlie Harper bowling shirt.

I read this in Peter Griffin's voice.

Piers Morgan calling someone an idiot. That's like the pot and the kettle, right?