You live in or near a major metro where traffic is an issue, you give distance in time.

Funnel?

I do the same thing with my Foreman. I swear it's the best bacon cooker ever.

...Maybe?

That sound you hear is the sound of you winning the Internet.

Anime and sci-fi cons have the same problem. Usually by Saturday, con funk has settled in as all these unwashed neckbearded nerds show up and stink up the joint. You don't have this problem at good dance clubs because everyone there is trying to get laid—hence, they're all clean and smell nice. GDC doesn't have…

Because that's not my car.

How many cars have I seen in parking lots (not just wal-mart, any parking lot) that are this full of trash, or worse? I lost count a long time ago.

To actually destroy every living thing on the continent? Several hundred.

For anyone who's watched BBC coverage of F1, there's only one song that they should use in a game.

You are so right. 9 times out of 10 I knew it was a bad shot before it hit the target.

On the one hand, I think the types that lure little kids to the back of a van or a dusty basement and then have their way with them are the absolute scum of the earth.

Oh, it wasn't part of the school curriculum, it was an outside program. The school got rid of its rifle and archery teams before I even started attending there, deemed too dangerous by the nannies in the school board.

I shot competitively for about 8 years when I was in school, from the age of 10 until I got out of high school at 18. I really need to get back into it.

Unfortunately for the Pirates, the Phillies are playing here on Opening Day.

Plain gray T-shirt, jeans, and any pair of shoes I have that don't need to be laced up. If I had a jacket or something on due to weather, it gets stuffed in my bag before I check it.

Some people will do anything for a fix.

See, the app thing wasn't an issue for me—the Arrive is my first smartphone, so I had no apps to worry about losing.

That is a damn good looking car.

Boy am I glad I live on the east coast. Few tornadoes. No earthquakes. All I have to worry about are blizzards, and I can handle those.