Yeah...I'm really not seeing the problem here. He's clearly shown himself incapable of making rational choices.

I'm thinking the bargain basement model is around 14 grand. I don't think they could justify the hotter one at 10 grand more without options.

Especially considering those bikes don't make much more power than the stock 2.0L four.

Actually I think this may be cheaper. I could see this starting around 20 grand.

Skymall is how I know I've been in the air too long—when I look through it and say to myself "you know, I could use one of those.."

Ever hear of Jackass?

Also "Camaro"

Winter and summer. Winter I get rid of all the light stuff I know won't make it to next year. Summer I get rid of the winter stuff that won't make it to next year. I don't have to buy clothing often. Also, being male, I don't accumulate much anyway. I have about 2 weeks' worth of work shirts and one week's worth…

Nothing beats a crumple zone that's 12 feet long.

I'll take a Dodge Grand Caravan. It's big, it's not TOO heavy, it's got good visibility, and they can smash up everything aft of the B pillar with no harm done. Plus considering the number of old Caravans you see running around, I'm of the conclusion that they're nearly impossible to kill.

Dear god. I'm getting chest pains just READING about this.

Because the average consumer would rather have MOAR POWAH, and dual-zone climate control, and a cupholder big enough for a venti latte, and an ipod dock, and 17 airbags, and nav system, and perforated, heated and cooled power leather seats, and be able to look like a working man without actually working.

3500 bucks?!

Bingo. They couldn't use real denim because it's not fire-retardant enough. So they had to use some weird textured fabric that kinda sorta LOOKED like denim but didn't really fool anybody.

Why does that man have beard balls?

In addition to castle law, PA also now has a "Stand Your Ground" law, much like Florida's. What this means is you can resist someone trying to remove you from a place you are legally permitted to be—and once again it covers everything up to and including lethal force, with no obligation to retreat on your part.

Hmm. 2.4GHz quad core, 4GB RAM, 750GB disk space and a GTX 460. I think it'll be fine if I choose to.

Wrong. Use them. They resist exit wounds and will lose most if not all their velocity in whatever they hit. The last thing you want is a stray shot going through a wall and hitting something or someone you DON'T want to hit.

Yup. If you have a home defense weapon keep it stock, and use factory loads for ammunition.

I got my 360 about six months or so after launch. I haven't given it any special treatment aside from making sure it's well ventilated and blowing dust out every now and again. It still runs. I'm not worried about a RRoD.