Apparently it's not love that brings humanity together, but schadenfreude.

Look, I'm not gonna say I've NEVER raced on public roads. I'm man enough to admit I was young and stupid once. I've done a lot of bonehead crap I'm not proud of. I grew up. I don't do that crap anymore. I realized how stupid and dangerous it is, not just for me but for everyone else too.

Get off the public roads, you ass-brains!

..That's disgusting. I mean really gross, especially when you realize what that stuff IS.

I don't share passwords. Ever. With anyone. If it's password-protected that means there's a reason for it, and likely a good one. You don't read my email, you don't screw around with my phone, ...well the netflix thing is a moot point since I don't have netflix. If you really need to use the computer, I have a…

I just switched to Sprint a few months ago and they are leaps and bounds better than AT&T. Cheaper, unlimited data and their customer service is much better.

I'll give them points for creativity, definitely.

They forgot the Random Macro guy. The guy that thinks he's funny because he can caption a picture of a cat (or just steal one already captioned off the Internet) and post it instead of actually saying something.

No.

Do more of my own work on my car. I can save a ton of money and the basics aren't difficult. I've just been too lazy up to now.

Whoo, they picked mine!

Could be a G35, could be an M45. Both those cars will hit a buck fifty easily.

The police should not be held to the same standard of conduct as everyone else. They should be held to a much higher one. It drives me nuts seeing the "thin blue line" protecting cops who, if they weren't cops, would've been fined, arrested, thrown in jail, etc. for what they did. If anything they should be…

Hey, Italian reliability would be a step UP for Chrysler. And I think the new Dart could be good, at least from what I've seen so far.

OK, so I'll write my own Morning Shift. Probably won't be as good. (OK, there's no probably about it. I'm not a professional writer)

Enjoy the morning after then—the pounding migraine, severe nausea and dehydration.

It's called common sense. If you don't want a hangover, DON'T DRINK TOO MUCH. Are people this stupid they don't realize that?

I'd pick a Chrysler 300C. It's big and heavy, it's built like a tank and likely pretty able to handle some serious punishment.

Two words. Red Barchetta.

That dude is caning that barge for all it's worth. It's awesome and hilarious and a little stupid all at the same time.