I have never in my life spent that much money on a SHIRT. I'm not about to start now.

This is why I haven't asked for a tablet. I have no idea what I'd do with it if I had one. I have a desktop to do most of my computing, and a smartphone for when I'm on the go. I don't need a tablet and sure as hell can't justify the price tag for one.

That's great to hear. :) I hope she's with you for a long time.

It never ceases to astonish me just how purely ungrateful some people can be.

That would have made more sense. I mean, a CAR versus a TV? What the hell?

I'm glad I have a real fireplace. With real wood. It helps on nights like this. The thermostat is too close to the kitchen, so the furnace doesn't kick on if we've been cooking all day long. That means it gets pretty cold in the rest of the house.

And a lot more are killed because they DON'T have access to guns. Look at the highest crime areas in the USA. Then look at the most restrictive gun laws in the USA. You should notive a VERY strong correlation between the two.

If tomorrow weren't Christmas I'd be spending the day on the range, crappy weather be damned.

Seriously. What bonehead thought this up?

No Hess stations around here. Guess that's why I've never heard of them before.

One of the rich kids in my high school got a brand new Mustang GT for Christmas one year. The kid's parents were both lawyers, so they had loads of money, and spoiled their only son ROTTEN. The kid was a total douche (just like his dad who was also a total douche).

Unless it's an SE-R.

Really, this should be number 1 on your list of things to do. And CALL. Don't write a letter. Don't send an email. Get their office on the damn phone and TALK TO THEM. Be polite but firm—you don't want to sound like an angry lunatic, but you want to make PAINFULLY clear that you want these bills dead and buried.

I wish I could fly them too. F&*#$# idiots keep stealing them and lawn-darting into the ground.

Step 1. Make sure item is in stock in store.

This is why I chose "in-store pickup".

What in the unholy name of fuck is that?!

I can definitely get on board with that.

Car cleaning products.

Nah, this is just a reference piece. They stuck it in a shell so the people testing it would have something to hold on to. Kinda like how prototype cars often have misshapen body panels and weird, tacked-on head and taillamps—the production stuff isn't ready yet and they need SOMETHING to make it function like a…