These days? You're pretty much right.

Do we really need ABS on a bicycle..?

I would SO do this if I had the cash. Except I think I'd go for something a little longer—maybe in the 1 3/4-2 mile range, with at least one reasonably long straightaway

My vote goes to GM's Milford proving grounds. It is a scratch-built facility specifically constructed to push a car to and beyond its limits, over and over again.

I'll take the one dressed as Revy please...

If you're a big labor union with strong ties to a major political party negotiating with a company that's partially owned by the federal government... yeah you CAN.

If it's real, refrigerate it. If it's fake, you can leave it out safely. But why the hell you'd buy imitation maple syrup is beyond me.

I think mine's pretty cool.

I'm really enjoying mine. Every couple days I find something new I can do with it I couldn't do before. (Caveat—this is the first real smartphone I've had)

Well if you saw the second attached video, you'll see this is a mid-11-second car. In the video it ran an 11.46@110 MPH. Very impressive.

If I had an electric Camaro, I would put big exhaust tips on it. Just to mess with people.

You're makin' that up.

This is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. I mean who reads any of those anyway?

Odd. I didn't have any trouble getting tickets for Mayhem Festival this year. (Of course it was an extremely large venue...)

The result of an extremely pedantic civil engineer.

Blake's Lotaburger is good stuff, but it's not something I'd go out of my way for. Neither is Whataburger.

Of course they're removable. It's just vinyl. They're made for that. They aren't even that hard to remove.

They cross-post a lot of articles. The article shows up on whichever site you started on, but all the comments show up on all the sites and none of them are marked where they came from.

I don't like it...but it's their money. If they want to waste it on stupid shit so what?

Blowing off a bit of steam huh?