My vote goes to Sheetz, so long as you stick to the east coast. If you want something quick, cheap and tasty you really can't beat them.

If you believe some people, any and all electric power generation, anthropogenic global warming, the depletion of the ozone layer, greenhouse gas generation and any other number of boogeymen. Haven't you heard? Humanity is destroying the planet one piece at a time. That's why, in order to save the Earth, humanity…

This. Anyone who's seen a room full of toddlers knows this. Maybe a third—if you've got a bunch of very good toddlers—are behaving themselves. The rest are either fighting, screaming, hogging all the toys (If "mama" and "daddy" are their first two words, I swear the third one they learn is "MINE") or just being…

..I just hold the phone in one hand and poke it with the other...

As I live in a climate where "a little snow" means more than three inches, a car like a Corvette, Camaro or BMW M-car is just not practical as a year round DD. I'd have to park 'em when the white stuff starts falling.

If the other person's eyes are glazing over and they're trying to hang themselves off the overhead lights, chances are you're boring them.

A lot of these players are already being paid, in the form of full-ride scholarships. Free food, free housing, free classes in exchange for playing football.

Drive-through beer distributors still exist, believe it or not.

The Miata owner's clubs. They have this constant inferiority complex so they have to scream at everyone "IT'S NOT A GIRL'S CAR!"

It's a pun. The rabbits are American. They're USA GIs....

While I'm no Apple fan, I recognize Jobs had a huge influence on the tech industry as a whole. And pancreatic cancer is no way to go...I wouldn't wish that on anyone, even if I hated them.

For perspective: The SS lapped the 'Ring in 8:20.xx.. The increased power and uprated suspension bought A LOT of time.

There's hope for you yet.

In my high school, the "rich" kids had brand new Mustangs, Camaros or Firebirds. The exception was one kid who wanted a big truck, so his folks got him a 4x4 Chevy K1500.

A 280HP turbo four from GM? That sounds tasty. I wonder if they could be motivated to stick it in something small and lightweight like, I dunno, the new Sonic? Stiffen up the handling a little, grab it some 18" alloys and a ground effects package and WHY HELLO THERE.

Sorry but it's about $1500 too much. CP

It's not a particular type of vehicle (though entry-level luxury sedans do seem to crop up more often than usual) more so identifiers on said vehicle.

Yeah, I'll watch it. The show has definitely improved.

I had one, a '93. I loved it, but it was spending WAY too much time in the shop—so out the door it went.

Looking for a current-gen Camaro—V6 or V8. Brand new they were just a few thousand bucks out of reach for me, and rather than get into a $400+/month car payment I decided to buy something else and wait. In a couple years they'll be popping up on the used car lots for the mid teens, and I'll be able to swing one. By…