I love how the Finns in general are always up to no good dangerous shit. I guess you get snow bound enough and you brain starts to rewire into something just a bit off. The “holy fucking shit” line about the gopro was a beautiful classic too.

I’m all for freedom of religion. Believe what you want. But I’m not going to celebrate a representative of a belief system that tells women that their bodies are intrinsically immodest.

Didn’t someone create a hand control system allowing a driver to keep both hands on the wheel? Good on this woman for living her best life.

Don’t act like they give a shit after the child is born. They will be cutting WIC as soon as possible. They don’t want you having an abortion, but they sure as fuck aren’t going to do anything to make it easier to raise a child.

You just fucked that unborn kid’s future with your vote.

“... took 30 kids with severe peanut allergies and spread peanut butter over their skin for 15 minutes.”

To be clear, I’m not advocating that anyone go without an EpiPen if their doctor has prescribed one. I should probably refill my prescription. I was just sharing my own choice, which I admit in the post is probably dumb. But I have also had enough reactions to know how my body works after being exposed to peanuts and…

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

Fuck, man. Now I have to read the series again.

“But on the other, it’s a direct reflection on society’s crybaby political correctness.”

If myself and 5 other people named Caroline had a business for years, and our titles were “Sales Caroline” and “Marketing Caroline” and “Operations Caroline” but our names being Caroline had nothing to do with the business we were doing, and we hired a Katie, I don’t think it’s cry-baby PC trigger Obama culture to say…

Try throwing rocks at a group of crows and see how they deal with you. for the rest of your life.

“Rape on campuses isn’t always because people are rapists.”

I have friends with great hair who swear by Mane ‘n Tail. Seriously.

No, no, you misunderstood: I was referring to manipulating a donkey’s genitals.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

I’ll paraphrase the better and funnier tweeters:

Uh, yeah, it was. That is a true statement right there.

Not pictured: the Gap Kids ad from just a few years ago wherein a black model was using a white model as an armrest in almost the exact same pose.