I love how the Finns in general are always up to no good dangerous shit. I guess you get snow bound enough and you brain starts to rewire into something just a bit off. The “holy fucking shit” line about the gopro was a beautiful classic too.

I’m all for freedom of religion. Believe what you want. But I’m not going to celebrate a representative of a belief system that tells women that their bodies are intrinsically immodest.

Didn’t someone create a hand control system allowing a driver to keep both hands on the wheel? Good on this woman for living her best life.

It might be equally unlikely that he would have been president without her. They support each other’s ambitions and like most couples, drive each other’s destinies.

“But on the other, it’s a direct reflection on society’s crybaby political correctness.”

If myself and 5 other people named Caroline had a business for years, and our titles were “Sales Caroline” and “Marketing Caroline” and “Operations Caroline” but our names being Caroline had nothing to do with the business we were doing, and we hired a Katie, I don’t think it’s cry-baby PC trigger Obama culture to say…

“Rape on campuses isn’t always because people are rapists.”

I have friends with great hair who swear by Mane ‘n Tail. Seriously.

No, no, you misunderstood: I was referring to manipulating a donkey’s genitals.

If it weren’t for Forza, maybe he would have learned not to drive so damned fast in the rain.

I’ll paraphrase the better and funnier tweeters:

Not pictured: the Gap Kids ad from just a few years ago wherein a black model was using a white model as an armrest in almost the exact same pose.

the actress who plays Lexa, Alycia Debnam-Carey, is also a series regular on The Walking Dead.

When my son was in kindergarten, I consistently spoke up as the parent of a kid with autism, bringing those issues into conversations, and I worried that it would mark me as the Weird Mom, but after a couple of years I saw attitudes changing among the parents.

Not to mention she calls her gun a toy and “plays” with it.

Except...she doesn’t show her flaws, nor does she accept herself the way she is, and neither does her husband.

People, please start believing that health care IS the miracle God sent you.

I don’t think it’s that unlikely.

I would say give your money to The Witch (haven't seen it yet but heard good things about it), but if you're into that sort of movie maybe see The Witch and time it so you can sneak into Gods of Egypt afterward?