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Thank God. I misread that title as:

How else do you propose I get the squirrel drunk?

”Why don’t people understand jokes?”

This wouldn’t even be news if this wasn’t newsworthy!

Stop trying to heat up the fucking ice cubes.

you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

I bet every time they bring out the contract, Von sneaks around and pokes it out of their hands.

Steve and Bucky still would be nowhere near as weird as Steve and Sharon Carter hooking up

Darker please! I saw some things ;p

*would of

Yeah, racial issues wouldn’t exist if those who are negatively affected by white supremacy would just shut up about it, right? And to compare what kinds of racist, misogynistic, and homophobic things FB regularly tolerates to their deleting a true statement about an actual convicted rapist is just sooo inappropriate,…

Related: Years ago, a friend of mine here in France was married to a French high school teacher. They had a daughter. By the time their daughter was two, the wife left her husband because she suspected him of molesting their girl. She tried, during divorce proceedings, to get sole custody for this reason, or at least,…

Have you seen the letter to the judge on behalf of his rape apologist friend Leslie Rasmussen? It's all boys will be boys, and college is to blame, and the victim should not be blamed but...then she goes on to blame the victim and talk about real rape vs. college rape, and how she knows him better than anyone and he's…

Ah mimics: the original Synths.

Dude if I’m running from that thing trust me: it’ll be in a straight fucking line away from it.

What if everything else in the world is fake, but the gator is real?