What’s the best flavor of Bud Light Ritas?

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This is exactly what Trump is talking about. This is why the Chinese are killing us in trade. I’m pretty sure the Chinese aren’t coming to America to buy accurate sports memorabilia.

I shit you not, this is actually considered a classic of Canadian Literature;

I think this is also my boyfriend’s main reason for not wanting kids. I have finally gotten him okay with poop jokes, but I still manage to out-gross him every time. :p

Burneko, you ignorant slut! Do you not hear the people sing? Post fresh, new, good, awesome, tasty recipes for me to devour while sitting on the couch because I never cook because my life is a disaster.

He’s in a room full of lawyers. And sometimes you need to talk over that judge, if only to demand your rights as a potential defendant. Moreover, there is almost always an Administrative Judge who oversees the other judges.

As an attorney, the method for bench bullies I was always taught was to say, “You’re Honor, if you’re going to hold me in contempt, I demand that the charges against me be particularized on the record as proscribed in the Judicial Canon, that a hearing be set on notice of no fewer than thirty days as due process…