I’m as sure of that as I am that Jeb? cries to himself every night that he’ll never be the president or the favorite child.

While watching the GOP Happy America Rainbow Pretend Time they had the nerve to call a debate last night, I just kept reminding myself that whichever of these ass clowns gets the nomination is sure to be fucked when they go up against Hillary in a real debate.

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After seeing the picture and before reading anything including the headline, I thought we were going to have a story about someone mistakenly eating a scoopful of wasabi.

Congrats!! I don’t know how old you are, but I myself recently turned 30 and received the best piece of advice my mother has ever given me on my birthday. It was “stop waiting to feel like an adult. I’m 62 and I’m telling you it never actually happens.” So yeah, adulting is strange and scary, but as someone who’s been…

I’m of the Devon Sawa hearthrob generation, but I very much know who Leif Garrett is because he had the hands down best VH1 “Behind the Music” of all time.

But how did those celebrities get those nasty scars?

Thank you so much for your response, this is very helpful and I really appreciate you sharing your experience with me. I will definitely be referring to this should this be the case. She lives with her bf, and his family is close by so fortunately she’s got a lot of people on her team.

Completely unrelated to RHoOC, but it’s unfortunately looking likely that I will be in your position very soon and was just wondering if you have any advice on supporting a bff through that.

Would just like to give a shout out and thanks to all the men who don’t have a problem with this. Including the gentleman I’ve hooked up with a few times now who does this with enthusiasm as a prelude to intercourse every single time. You are doing god’s work good sir and you are mighty good at it.

Here’s some gossip. A friend of mine is in love with her ex’s best friend (and he loves her too, always has). Between friend, ex, and best friend they have a lot of mutual friends and thus end up at many of the same gatherings where friend and ex (and ex’s new gf that he cheated on her with) ignore each other, even…

Disclaimer: I’m culpable in this situation because I watched the video and therefore contributed a click.

FYI, most of us don’t appreciate being called “firecrackers,” “fiery,” or anything of that ilk. I’m actually a pretty mellow person, who also appreciates when people like me for more than just a hair color fetish.

As a natural redhead, this comment, just ewww. Although I have blue eyes so he probably thinks I should get green contacts.

This is the most perfect comment.

I got a Mirena in July after unsuccessfully trying several different types of low dose hormonal birth control pills. Every brand I tried (with the exception of Yaz, RIP) gave me serious mood swings and periods of depression and apathy. I was nervous about still artificially introducing hormones into my body, but…

I got a Mirena back in July and I absolutely love it. I was also really nervous going the hormonal route as every birth control pill she’d put me on (all low dose) made me a crazy person. Like, serious, mood swings, periods of depression and apathy. I’ve felt no mental/emotional changes from my normal baseline since…

I just knew that Spratt had to have a skeleton in his closet. Anyone that holier than thou definitely has an illegitimate child hidden away somewhere. Can’t wait to see what snark the Dowager Countess pulls out for this revelation.

My main takeaway from your story is that I’m going to Outback for a solo dinner tonight because I want the cheese fries.

Ugh I feel you. I’ve got nice boobs, a nice butt, tiny waist, thicker, but toned legs, and yet my arms always look like someone let the air out of them. I call them the picture ruiner.