Kudos to Kourt for having the least scary makeup sitch going on here.

YES.

Berger and Petrovsky get my vote for the worst. David Duchovny as her crazy high school bf gets my vote for the hottest, but that’s prob more because Mulder gave me my first sexual feelings.

I’m just going to say I think it’s awesome how open Kim has been with all of her fertility and pregnancy issues. Especially in the sense that in the above quote she’s speaking only for herself and not on behalf of all pregnant women everywhere. I want to have kids someday, but I’m terrified of being pregnant, more so…

As someone who taped the early the early cycles of America’s Next Top Model on my tv/vcr combo in college (along with Veronica Mars, yeah UPN), it’s realllly weirding me out that Tyra looks like one of my younger Brooklyn hipster neighbors. And she’s pulling it off way better than I ever could.

Well pretty soon they’ll find out his phone wasn’t even connected.

I would say don’t. You’re heart is totally in the right place, but if she deleted all evidence of him from her social media, receving a somewhat random message offering (well meaning) condolences probably isn’t something she’ll feel positive about. If you guys are friendly enough and she brings it up on her own, you…

True story, this movie is how I learned what sex was. I’d seen it for a birthday party and came home and asked my mom the purpose of a chastity belt.

As a sexually active woman, I’m pretty sure the goverment is out to get me.

Ugh, yeeessss T Pain. And you know that because you made the 1-2pm switch from still buzzed from the night before to holy fucking what have I done?!

Well I really was expecting reversed genders here. Color me surprised.

My favorite “True Life” to this day.

To this day one of my most embarrassing moments is when I ended up on the Kiss Cam at a Mets game with my bf at the time. We shared a pretty chaste peck and seeing that the camera lingered a bit, he gave me a huge lick up the side of my face for all to see. I was still in shock and wiping my face when he received a…

I’ve been caught with weed twice by the cops:

But wait, why is there a Bridget Jones 3? Not everything needs to be a trilogy!

But what is Romeo Beckham up to these days?! Right that one above is Cruz? And we know that Brooklyn just passed his exams. And Harper’s bound to be looking cute next to Anna Wintour in the front row during NYFW next week.

My ex always writes cloths instead of clothes. I had a slight aneurysm every time.

It’s been really hard for me to watch “The Affair” storyline this season as a lot of it has exactly paralleled my own childhood. My dad had an emotional affair with a coworker when I was about 10 or 11 and my mom told me about it and made my dad apologize to me. It was one of the most uncomfortable moments of my…

I got dumped at the beginning of this summer too! Celebrities, just like us!

Do you think Nick and Joe Jonas lie to Kevin about what they’re doing so he won’t ask to come?