I had no idea until your comment. I thought it was by R&B singer Maxwell, but I think I was also confusing Maxwell with D’Angelo. I have no idea where this idea came from and why I just accepted it as thought it made any kind of sense. I sincerely apologize to both for associating them with this crap. Pretty relieved…

There isn’t even a cheese emoji!😤😖😭. But really 😆😋😉 because I’m eating cheese in bed right now and I couldn’t be happier.

I’m not at all trying to pretend gingers are a persecuted group, we’re absolutely not. But I am just personally so fucking sick of hating on gingers for no other reason than our awesome hair being an ok thing people are proud to proclaim. We might be a small segment of the population but like all humans, some of us…

I agree with all the people who said she ain’t carrying coins in that purse, but I also can totally believe she would run out to the bodega for sprite and Funyuns. That and her calling out of T. Swift puts me firmly on #TeamMiley.

I hope so. And I hope it’s NY. I wanna know what Yoko thinks about The Countess.

I just got a Mirena on Thursday! I had it put in during surgery to remove a polyp so I was completely out and it’s hard to say whether the crampiness is IUD or polyp related, but I’m totally fine two days later and beyond thrilled knowing I don’t have to a damn thing and won't get pregnant for five years.

That was the first thing I noticed. It looks like every hotel room I’ve ever stayed in for work trips. I guess it’s somewhat relieving a world famous rapper gets the same business travel accommodations as a mid-level corporate drone. Celebrities, just like us!

Every time. Every. Fucking. Time.

I got this as a baby, thanks neglectful daycare owner! I was very sick and had to have surgery on my lymph nodes, which became grotesquely swollen. Still have the scars 28 years later.

I agree with Smead’s response. I’ve always thought he was a douche from the way he presents himself on the show. Then I heard him on a radio interview one morning and I actually found him to be somewhat charming and funny and he definitely has a sense of humor about himself and the show. He also looks a lot like this…

Well that explains the disgusting coffee I drank on a flight this am. Brb while I go puke.

So much this. I mean, I’m glad he’s totally blown it for himself, but I just can’t understand why he thought this wouldn’t affect his chances for the presidency.

I’m so glad for this because I had an issue unpleasant celebrity encounter yesterday and was most bummed it was too late for last week’s pissing contest.

Disclaimer: Completely agree with Tracy’s take on this study, but want to share my own obviously anecdotal evidence.

He owns a home in my South Shore, Mass. hometown. I’ve only seen him twice, but I can say the first time, Dude Looked Like A Lady (seriously first thought it was a chick driving behind me for a good half mile) and second time that he does look and sound exactly the same at the local lobster joint as he does on stage.…

Is there any other way to be in an airport? If so I haven't found it.

I recently got mine at 29 and I work in a fairly conservative office. I can flip it to hide it during the day so that helps, but love when it’s out and definitely glad I did it.

Never actually confirming we are broken up while continuing to hang out and fuck. While we’re also both fucking other people. But we’re definitely not together. This is currently happening.

My roommate and I pondered whether it would have been more or less distasteful if they had played “Dude Looks Like A Lady” during Bruce’s interview. We were floored by how inappropriate that was.

This should really be at the top of the comments. Let’s wait and see if she says she’d still buy the same stuff when the week is up before we poop all over Goop.