Like the idiots that thought buying a copy of a book meant they could create a TV show from it

What keeps anyone from “minting” an NFT of a copyrighted work? Theoretically, copyright laws and the threat of lawsuits. Or DMCA takedowns.

‘By no means are we suggesting that investing in bitcoin is a wholly worthless endeavor more akin to gambling than any form of sound financial savings strategy...’

robert pattinson also said in an interview recently that there just aren’t roles anymore, either. he was told that before tenet and batman he wasn’t on the list, but now that he’s on the list there’s no movies to put him in.

I don’t hate this. And the fact that I get to watch grown-ass adults struggle to grasp the concept of “meta” and compare it to Space Jam (when the trailer spoon feeds you the information that the original series was a show they were actors on and Roger Rabbit is right there hanging out with them) is just a bonus.

I esp…

Someone needs to get Tom Holland a better agent. Why does he keep trying to break out of Spider-Man by doing the least convincing movies you could imagine?

If they want it to be true to the games there should also be a 45 minute sequence where he runs around an old ruin looking for some way to advance to the next area before just saying “F—- it” and checking a Gamefaqs walkthrough.

A big problem with the very idea of an Uncharted movie is that the games are very intentionally built around elaborate set pieces that movies can’t pull off convincingly. They can move effortlessly throughout elaborate action sequences in a single shot, something that would look cheap and CGI-ish in a film. (This is…

On the one hand, no, Spider-Man did not deserve to be nominated for best picture, but on the other hand neither did half of the best picture nominees.

You know, I’m as happy to throw snark on Kevin Smith as anyone, but underneath all the slightly cringy fanboyism he kind of has a point. The people behind the Academy are always whining on about how the general public doesn’t give a shit about the Oscars anymore and trying gimmicky bollocks like this to try and get…

Weaving is amazing, and almost always a benefit to whatever he’s in.
But Agent Smith died in the first film, and bringing him back was a cheat and a disappointment.

Adult Swim did a hilarious series of Wonder Twins shorts some years back that they ran between other shows. Fucking hilarious.

Zan’s a fucking idiot who doesn’t know his own powers. If he can turn into a bucket of water he obviously has the ability to become metals too.

a good writer could do a lot with those powers, if he redefines their limits. One twin can do any animal, even made up ones, like a fuckin dragon or a 100ft tall gorilla or something- the other one, you can do a lot of shit with water-give him an upgrade so he can freeze. X-Men’s Iceman is an omega level mutant.

Warner Bros. has hired Adam Sztykiel (a writer on Rampage, Scoob!, and Black Adam)

Someone who knows how the Twitter machine works should start a campaign so the ultimate winner ends up being something that should have won Best Picture but didn’t.   “And the fan-favorite award goes to.....uhhhhh....Do the Right Thing?   How did that happen?”

“But jesus, Gideon and Jesse are directly in the line of fire; Gideon does a wheelie to avoid machine gun fire.”

pretty sure it’s “sympathetic”, but it was definitely hilarious

My only real gripe with this episode is: the amount of automatic weapon fire the Gemstones all miraculously avoid. In the heightened world of the Righteous Gemstones, it was one thing when Jesse and Amber survived the first assault. They were protected by the bus etc. But jesus, Gideon and Jesse are directly in the…

Seems like the Lissons behind the cycle ninjas right? Eric Andre’s character getting so angry when Jesse revealed he couldn’t get the money was maybe a clue. Thinking that the Lissons are actually in money trouble and need Eli out of the way to (presumably) get the money from Jesse. Even the cycles and costumes seem…