The police hat been dispatched to this home three times for suicide attempts. And they keep the guns?

Everyone is a responsible gun owner until, you know, suddenly they aren’t.

I disagree— you can’t make stuff like this up. It’s too ridiculous.

Thank you for this article. It's been a long time since I have read anything here that has struck me so deeply.

Please more of this and less celebrity bullshit.

I feel like Singles is the more mature sibling of Reality Bites with the added bonus of dreamy, dorky Campbell Scott.

I love when I overhear my husband talking to our cats, when he doesn't realize I'm listening. They were originally my cats, and he is not much of a cat person in general, but sometimes I'll overhear him from the other room explaining the finer points of baseball or old western films to one of them and it makes me feel…

Well, you wouldn't have to wonder if you actually read the fucking article. Holy hell, you're the one who's sickening. One's father died when he was 12, another actually wanted to be a lawyer before he went to an open casting call on a whim, and the third struggles financially.

He's auditioning for my vagina.

Either this is mean without point or it's got a point and I and everyone else is missing it.

Too bad nothing else does.

Maybe there was silence because it's not policy to ridicule people on the phone who say idiotic things.