Hey, yes it is! It’s part of the Bill of Ten-ish Rights or So. And you are persecuting me by saying I’m wrong!!!!11!

I love this information. I could only be happier if this story ended with you punching him in his stupid pepper-filled face.

And he’s always like “I’m going to put a little twist on it with this stupid fucking pepper”.

Canada’s Pizza Pizza is good. I eat it when I’m in Canada. I miss the piza in Buffalo, NY. I lived there for years and there were so many good local pizza places.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.