Probably drugs. I don’t have any. Maybe they would help.

“Oh wow, that’s a cool looking figuuoooOOOOH JESUS CHRIST IT MOVES KILL IT WITH FIREoh it’s a person. Hah.”

My wife is staring at me strangely now.

You can call it ‘erotica’ all you want, but the man does a TON of porn.

That’s fair - Marvel has been getting a porn artist to do their covers for a while now.

I used PlayOnline for the most part trying to find all those stupid Chocobo hunt areas. The website was MISERABLY BAD at it. It wasn’t just the guide that was awful - the webpages were no better. Tiny tiny tiny screenshots that you had to squint at to make out the details they were talking about, and in some cases…

Seriously, fuck this anime. It was beautiful, but it still needs to do die in a fire made of spikes.

Mike, has anyone told you that you have the perfect voice for a late-80’s era video cassette “HOW TO BEAT <INSERT NES GAME HERE> DIRECT FROM THE PROS” voice?

“Gawker hires Lois Lane”

I’m glad you guys can poke fun at yourselves.

“I left my treasure in one piece” should imply what it is actually about

I dunno, I think they ruined the game by removing all the best gear and putting it into that stupid multiplayer mode instead. I can’t describe how livid I was after spending 2 literal hours trying to steal genji gear from the marquis, only to discover that I couldn’t.

I’ve been waiting outside for the past 3 days dude! And it’s been raining! We gonna do this or what?

Your TWO CENTS? On the INTERNET?! Your opinion about your right to express your opinion is OFFENSIVE to me sir! PISTOLS AT DAWN!

Style is style - you can find a thousand different ones. The real point is buy a good case, not necessarily my case (which, sadly, you can’t buy anymore).

Agreed - the copper core can be nice, but the basic All-Clad pans aren't exactly garbage.

Agreed - the copper core can be nice, but the basic All-Clad pans aren't exactly garbage.

As a pretty decent amateur cook, I will endorse that All-Clad pan and its seemingly high price. For $80, you're getting a great skillet. Unlike golf clubs or tennis rackets (which will only help if you already have actual skill), spending a little extra on your cooking tools will actually improve the final quality of…

As a pretty decent amateur cook, I will endorse that All-Clad pan and its seemingly high price. For $80, you're…

My only problem with Coolermaster is that whenever I see or hear their name I secretly add “-batur” to the end and giggle to myself until I can’t take them seriously.

It isn’t the least bit fair, I know.

I haven’t found a good laptop that I like. Most of them seem prone to heat problems, driver problems, or manufacturer problems. The best laptop I’ve ever bought is the one Toshiba my wife is currently using. 4 years old and still going strong. Paid $300 for it. It is.... insufficient for gaming.

It’s a matter of need, honestly - for a regular PC a simple cheap case can be sufficient. But if you’re building a dedicated gaming machine, a nice case will fulfill your cooling and enthusiast qualities.

No, you should get a case for cooling efficiency - leaving the parts lying about is a great way for an idiot roommate to trip and drown your motherboard in his god damned soda WHICH I TOLD HIM TO LEAVE IN THE GOD DAMNED KITC- *ahem*

...just... just get a case

A good case is worth its weight in gold. A bad case is worth its weigh in smelly dog turds. An overpriced case is worth its weight in gilded iron.

I shelled out $180 each for a pair of these babies, and I’m still using them 10 years later: