It would have been funnier if it read:

1. How? From what we discovered later, the majority of the game was actually being run client-side, while other functions were shunted off to the server for 'additional calculations' (which all turned out to be bunk). Claiming a game is different because the creator says so is simple fallacy.

First thing I thought of when I saw this.

Well, it's DeviantART, so I can think of two popular reasons...

We're a raised floor lab, which helps, but I know for networking our IT guys have been pestering management for ceiling-hung runners to handle cables (especially since our rack setups have the switches at the top).

And then there's the cooling requirements. Vented floorboards during the wintertime are a good way to…

So... you didn't read a single thing I said?

Well, they did with Aveline, and it was one of their better games.

I don't speak German, but maybe... JUST maybe... they said it won't be F2P because they hate the P2Win model.

I work at a large enterprise level corporation that does a lot of cloud building and cloud hosting - this is a slightly better organized version of our lab (which is a test lab, so everything gets moved around a lot which prevents any 'solid' organizational structure).

I really really really really really need this to have some sort of quality Single Player aspect to it, and not just be another multiplayer-only cash grab.

...yes, that is... that is preposterous! Hah. Heh. No no, I wasn't suggesting that AT ALL.

Uhh, yeah? I mean... come on Fahey. It's a ROBOT. Everyone wants to build one.

This is a potential untapped market! We could be rich... RICH I tell you!

Weed nothing - every college kid I know would do horrible unspeakable things for free eats.

Dammit, it's too early - I read that as 'pornstar' and automatically clicked the story since apparently my 14 year old self is still in charge this early in the morning.

I am disappoint.

Also dude, seriously, just like... send them to a college campus or something. Pretty sure the students there would eat them.

DAMMIT! Now I can't go to bed! Someone is WRONG ON THE INTERNET!

Nor I, probably because I'm old and still think planking is an in-meme. Can someone from the snapplechat generation give us a heads up as to what this is?

It's snapplechat, right? I heard some kids talking about it the other day.

There are a number of flaws, though - and the response isn't just kotaku. Lots of general 'meh' responses around the internet. I've had my moments of fun, but it certainly isn't the kind of game I rush home to play constantly.

I disagree with the 'No' review, inasmuch that there are worse games that have gotten the…

I work for a corporation. This comment is both true and mind-numbingly sad.

True, perhaps I'm more curious from a 'how bad of a design fuckup was this' perspective.