It may be a fine title, but it isn't Final Fantasy.

S-E exec #1: We need to somehow improve the quality of FFXIII-3

S-E exec #2: But it is awful! And we have promised FF6 on mobile next year!

S-E exec #3: WAIT! What if we made that remake SO AWFUL that it automatically makes FFXIII-3 look fantastic?!

The Magic series actually does have a story, and it is sometimes makes some sense in a 'this was totally not written by a 12 year old even though it clearly was' kind of way.

I'm amazed that this post is STILL GETTING likes and comments after so many weeks. Sweet.

Big props to those of you who accused me of animal cruelty. I'm happy to know that a single article written with a humorous bent about a series of truths on an animal that I have owned for 2 years gives you sufficient evidence…

I'll give you a hint: it rhymes with "Tom"

(Sorry, couldn't resist the joke - goes back a long way when a friend of mine named Venkaratamin would tell people it was pronounced 'Fred')

Hedgehog quills are actually hairs - not true quills. They don't detach easily from the hedge. Those are porcupine quills.

So, my wife and I currently have a hedgehog. He is almost 2 years old.

So, the foaming/tongue thing has nothing to do with toxicity - that's a process called 'self-annointing.' At this time, we're not sure WHY it is done, but they tend to do it around new scents and tastes, so most scientists believe that it is a scent camouflage technique.

Exactly - food is great! It doesn't matter if you like McDonald's, or Wendy's, or cooking a meal at home saving tons of money, making it far more nutritious, tastier, and allowing you to modify it to suit your personal tastes. We all can agree that food is great!

It'd be even funnier if you didn't tell Tina what you were cursing for, and just came on the chat talking like a sailor on shore leave.

"Reasons for termination of employment of Jason Schreler from Gawker: 'He used the f-word as the subject, adverb, verb, adjective, and direct object in 90% of his sentences."

That…

THAT, my dear reader... is the SINGLE GREATEST GAME EVER CREATED:

Palladium did the Robotech RPG (and still does) so they have a good relationship with HG (though you can read between the lines where HG is still being douchey to them).

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rrpgt…

Kickstarter ended a while back, but the full sets should hopefully hit retail next year assuming no more…

Are you aware of the awesome Palladium/NinjaDivision collab for the Robotech miniatures game coming out next year?

Cool cool... TELL YOU WHAT... I will trade you ALL of your models for... what I have in this MYSTERY BOX!

David Willis's main comic is annoying, but his one-shots are freakin' amazing.

That... is... AMAZING!

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Where do you live? Also, what's the security like in that area? No reason, just random questions.

Do you own a gun? A large dog? Do you have any major allergies to chloroform?

They get much, much better. Both of mine are colonels now, and both have aim scores over 100. Perch them on a rooftop and they own the map.

Neat, though I imagine the NSA would start knocking on my door if I purchased a full set of anti-terrorist gear.

Ok, dude, seriously - we're not in the realm of FANTASY here. We're stopping at 'fantasy.'

BRAINSTORM: Hollywood blockbuster. Bruce Willis. MANAGER OF A RUBBER BAND FACTORY... vs. RUSSIAN TERRORIST NAZIS!