Dude. You dredged up a post from LAST FREAKING YEAR to come and insult me. You don't get to be offended by my response. I didn't like something you like. Get over yourself. You are not important enough in the world - and neither is your opinion for that matter - to have any impact on what I do with my time, my…

But it's the internet! You can say whatever mean, bigoted thing you want on the internet just so long as it conforms to what other mean, bigoted things people are saying. Watch, I'll try:

Sonic the Hedgehog is only liked by gay frag furries with Justin Bieber and the Nickelback and the Bronies!

See? Now I just need…

Oh geez, just what I need... more stuff to add to my TV backlog!

Seriously - I still have some Starblazers VHS tapes around here someplace.

Damned kids!

Seriously - I still have some Starblazers VHS tapes around here someplace.

Damned kids!

I was just about to come here and say "it must have been roman candles in the ass."

No seriously, there's a putz on youtube who did it.

I'm happy you came back almost 10 months later to insult me. Good show sir! Tell me, oh wise squire, what other important life lessons shall I glean from video games? What other ways have I ruined my existence that I need your explicit approval on? My marriage perhaps? My career choice?

Seriously, there is nothing…

Ok, now I want to mod Kirk as a drama queen into the game once it comes out for PC.

Ok, I turned the crank, but nothing happened. There's a light here, it looks kinda bluish, and I can see a ship off in the horizon that is upside down. What do I need to do?

There was actually one problem that could happen with younger pilots - you can actually fire off the entire drum of bullets in about 20-30 seconds.

Doing so would leave the weapon at a few thousand degrees Kelvin, and would most likely melt through the aircraft. Badass.

I wonder if that means I'll lose the $0.25 I currently have in the auction house.

I sold a legendary for $1.25. Blizzard kept $1.00.

Minimum cost to buy anything is $1.00 btw.

I feel cheated, save for the fact that I really kinda sorta cheated someone out of $1.25 to sell an item that honestly was not and never will be…

System Shock 2

MMOs aren't JRPGs, but MMO players tend to enjoy JRPGs. It's a platform adoption question, not a genre one.

Sure, but they're not exclusive - nor do they have to do. A large number of gamers in Japan own PCs (just look at the MMO statistics). Releasing a game on the PC is a viable option for reaching customers on a particular platform. Eve was simply lamenting the lack of support. Your comment just seems venomous for no…

Are you implying that JRPGs are only on Sony consoles?

There's a lot of misconceptions about swordmaking and blacksmithing. Folding steel is something that entered in our minds thanks to the various legends of Japanese swordmaking and the '1000 folds of a master swordsmith' and whatnot. It really isn't true - you can thank Hollywood for getting that info wrong. You…

I have a new console in mind: For $30, I'll send you a cardboard box called an 'imagination cube.' Then, each day, you can all log into my blog where I'll describe how awesome it would be if that cube magically played games straight into your mind, including some descriptive gameplay elements, a few music notes, and…

"Man burns dick on pizza - story at 11!"

Totally agree - All-clad pans are very pricey, but they will last forever and will serve you well.

Oh good lord, PLEASE don't buy that Faberware Cookware Set! Save your money, buy some nice piecemeal All-clad or Cuisinart pots and pans. You will be much much happier in the end. If you're in need of some cookware, I suggest a nice saute pan (10" or so) and a 2-3 qt stockpot. Both should get you cooking like a…