I understand, but I couldn't even get started. It was literally "run from Helgen!" followed by "oh noz! Bandit archers!" followed by "teh dead."

The pain went away right after the subsequent arrows to my face, chest, and left buttcheek.

I installed it, played for 15 minutes, was killed 8 times in a row by a stray arrow from an archer that I never saw, and the uninstalled it. One man's overhaul is another man's "what the hell is wrong with you?"

The difference is titles: "ARE" warriors is different that walking up to one and saying "hey warrior."

But the marines refer to each other as 'marine.' Using your logic, it would be accurate to refer to all members of the armed forces as 'warrior' - they fit the definition, but the term is awkward and doesn't fit protocol.

This was a really interesting read, up until you mentioned you were cheating. At that point the article lost all credibility.

Sure thing bro. I write and maintain automated test suites. I lead a team of 20 people working on hardware, software, and firmware platforms. I work directly with customers for POCs, crit-sits, and evaluations. I help design new features. I identify bad code, target tests, write plans, and work alongside of team…

*shrugs* I work in enterprise software. We have different nomenclature I guess.

Am I the only computer dev that reads this blog? Or maybe I've been a tester for too long and this makes perfect sense to me:

Most of the time, it is less about dissing consoles (though that does happen) and trying to convince companies that shitty ports are not a proper trade for valuable currency. The "my PC can do XYZ" argument is simply a statement to try and "entice" a publisher into considering a port of a popular title to the PC.

I wish I could heart this

Every time I read something written by Patricia, I can't help break this nagging feeling that she wants to write for an entirely different newsblog...

After hour 4, you will not notice them. By hour 20, you will realize it is 3 AM and god DAMMIT you have work tomor-oooooh wait, an upgraded laser cannon? I can afford that...

Will he continue to purposefully mispronounce names of game series he doesn't like for no other reason than to continue making a giant ass of himself? And will his game reviews continue to... ok, you know what? Go find the X-Play VGcats comic. It pretty much sums up my grievances with the show.

See - that kind of stuff would never get to fly here in the US. Because SOMEONE would complain, and it seems we have a habit of kowtowing to the tiniest of minorities these days.

Ok, did you change it already? Because otherwise I swear I'm going crazy and I'm not old enough to be going that crazy yet.

A minor correction - those are crinkle cut fries, not curly fries. Curly fries are slinky-shaped.

Yes! It will be a gritty FPS set in an alternate history WW2. There will be daily multiplayer DLC available for $2. Once you've earned enough experience, you can pilot better ships. Hit max rank and your avatar is shifted to look like Mark Hamill.

"Off of a lover's body. Seriously, this is never a good idea. Ew."

No, seriously - the game is scary as f***