Confederate, KKK, Nazi - if you’re any of these you are a literal fucking traitor. And someone should punch you. They sure as hell not be able to hold office.

I’m glad the media has done the “both sides” bullshit for so long that they’ve normalized ass holes like this.

Jesus fuck, confessing any love for the confederacy should see you removed from any attempt at office.

The authorities have been housing Muslim inmates for years. They pull this shit every few years to fuck with the Muslim prisoners. Its ridiculous.

Yeah, but like, just the Idris Elba shows.

There’s so much irony in that they don’t give a fuck, cause Jim Crow ain’t gonna work like they want it. First of all, Jim Crow 1st edition discriminated not only against blacks, but against poor whites, Catholics and women, to name a few.

On the positive side, unlike Moore, at least Parker doesn’t troll high school parking lots and mall food courts looking for girls to date.

You’re close. One of the dream items would be forcing states to accept concealed carry permits issued by other states.

Crates of fully loaded AR-15’s on every street corner for people to take at their leisure.

Maybe they can Ask Jeeves. And by Jeeves, I mean their literal butler.

I think reddit has the best on this:

Most reasonable people like to see racist scum fail.

... and no one will remember what he does post Tolkien.

You want puppets? Here you go.

So did the aliens transform Bowman into the star child, or did they clone him, or use his sperm to impregnate some other humanoid?

Let my puppets come!

As if Sesame Street weren’t already one of the best things in the whole world, even their legal disputes are carried out with an inhuman level of decency and respect.

It would be nice if we could enjoy books/movies/art by these tortured geniuses without congratulating or excusing the terrible things they do, and let them spend what’s left of their royalties after restitution payments on transparent plastic typewriters at the prison commissary. But our institutions have refused to…

Did anyone else think the video had frozen in the middle?

It had great images. But giving the monsters backstories as average slobs was for the birds. For what it's worth, I saw Alien³ at the age of 10 and that's my secret shame. I love that movie.