Pelosi’s real job, as a fundraiser, depends on Trump remaining in office.

Murphy’s music, especially his solo work, has got me through some hard times over the years.  I sincerely hope this turns out well.

In the commentary track on the DVD collection of the show, someone involved says, “this was about the time we realized that no one at Nickelodeon was watching these before airing them.”

You can tell that this weekend’s Trump tweets have been composed and posted by one of his handlers, because they’ve been in English.

Without Sharpton, Tawana Brawley’s claims of sexual assault by a gang of white men would have never been exposed as false. That’s because without Sharpton, a young black girl’s claims of sexual assault by a gang of white men would have never made it all the way to the grand jury in Ed Koch’s New York.

The kid responsible for this has done more real #Resisting than most members of Congress.

They’re bought and paid for. The spectacle of Senator Chuck Schumer leading his peers in circling the wagons in defense of Israel’s lobbyists earlier this year after ACO rudely pointed out that (a) they exist, and (b) they do their job, which is to bribe American politicians, should have been the punctuation mark on…

Godwinning myself, if that still means anything in the modern era, but one of the essential aspects of the story of Hitler’s rise to power that gets overlooked in the abbreviated tellings is the utter worthlessness of the government he replaced.

I want to see Warren come out on top, if only to see how Biden supporters go about trying to convince themselves that leftists are misogynists this time around.

You can literally send some of these assholes links to online copies of the Articles of Secession, which are white supremacist documents from beginning to end.  They’ll still pretend to deny it.  They know, but they think gaslighting normal, moral people is clever.

With all those Confederate statues getting taken down, Trump’s voters just want a monument to racial division that can be seen from space.

That’s probably pretty close. I think Biden as able to enjoy eight years as VP solely because Obama thought he needed a way to convince party leaders to back him over Clinton in 2008.

“Iran reacted to our obvious desire for war by committing acts of war against its own customers” is a narrative in search of someone too stupid and/or too racist to care what the facts are.

Even then, it was never much more than a boys’ story about boys’ feel of what happens when boys feel to limit or contain a woman’s power.

The saddest thing about the Libertarians is that Rand Paul’s father stopped running for office, which makes calling them “The Ronulans” a lot less funny.

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There is no viable and honest version of the Donald Trump story where our country’s secret police are the good guys, or even on the side of law and order. We can be sure that the Trump campaign was illegally spied upon because we know that we all are. NSA contractor turned whistleblower Eric Snowden had to flee the…

Trump is the best thing to happen to Democratic Party fundraising since the Bush family, and Pelosi isn’t going to be the one to kill their golden goose.

I saw Piezo-Electric Gems open for Judas Priest’s farewell tour, and they rocked the house.

Because the Republican Senate would have tripped over itself in its hurry to confirm Clinton’s court appointments, yeah?  You’re right, punching leftward is the single most useful response to this development that anyone could possibly have today.  You’re doing terrific work.